Three simple steps to keeping up a professional appearance in a situation like this:
1) No idol chit chat. Small talk leads can easily turn from "How awesome is the weather today?" to "Man you have a great ass!"
2) Keep your eyes locked on his. Eye contact is a great way to avoid staring at the boobs...in this case, the pecs.
3) Manage the drool. Drool is an involuntary reflex. After years of attempting to prevent drooling, I realized that you have to just go with it. Immediately wipe off the drool and blame it on allergies. When he/she questions what you are allergic to you smile and say, "Hotties." Then kick him out of your office and hope he comes back next week.
1) No idol chit chat. Small talk leads can easily turn from "How awesome is the weather today?" to "Man you have a great ass!"
2) Keep your eyes locked on his. Eye contact is a great way to avoid staring at the boobs...in this case, the pecs.
3) Manage the drool. Drool is an involuntary reflex. After years of attempting to prevent drooling, I realized that you have to just go with it. Immediately wipe off the drool and blame it on allergies. When he/she questions what you are allergic to you smile and say, "Hotties." Then kick him out of your office and hope he comes back next week.
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. -- Henrich Heine
Holy moly. I thought I was immune to young hotguyness.
- 25/08/2012 04:21:02 PM
343 Views
What's official to Superman? Perry White style? Lois Lane? Jimmy Olsen?
- 25/08/2012 11:46:26 PM
208 Views
*Looks around? Aren't you married to somebody on here? Don't get in trouble! *NM*
- 26/08/2012 03:33:59 AM
78 Views
*NM*
It's OK. Calm down. I can help you through this.
- 27/08/2012 07:58:59 PM
272 Views