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Laser Guns Available Online for $300 Joel Send a noteboard - 27/09/2012 09:03:06 AM
xkcd claims they can start fires and burn skin. There are a couple videos at the sales site, one of the laser popping a line of 100 balloons and another of it popping corn (though the latter required two lasers and 60 seconds.) Still, even if you cannot draw your 1 lb. laser (at least this one) from your hip holster and put a hole THROUGH someone, you can burn the crap out of them and/or ignite their clothes so they go up like a human torch. :) What? Why are you all looking at me like that? These are LASERS! They are COOL! Er, HOT! SCIENCE RULES111 (BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL....)
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Laser Guns Available Online for $300 Joel - 27/09/2012 09:03:06 AM 821 Views
Science Hurts *NM* Roland00 - 27/09/2012 03:05:57 PM 232 Views
Only if you do it right. Joel - 27/09/2012 03:12:30 PM 489 Views
Fail Roland00 - 27/09/2012 03:47:57 PM 447 Views
Ironically, most of the hits I got googling "science hurts" were Bill Nye talking about Creationism. Joel - 27/09/2012 11:29:06 PM 503 Views
Holding out for plasma guns. Cannoli - 27/09/2012 04:07:12 PM 535 Views
Plasma produces far more collateral damage (potentially to the user) with far less utility. Joel - 27/09/2012 11:46:39 PM 525 Views
Collateral damage is like collateral poontang!!! Cannoli - 28/09/2012 12:01:19 PM 509 Views
I am not certain, but think that may be illegal.* Joel - 29/09/2012 06:34:08 AM 446 Views
Awesome *NM* Bergioyn - 27/09/2012 05:30:32 PM 213 Views
This is totally on my Christmas list, but the wife says Norway DOES have "laser control." Joel - 27/09/2012 11:49:50 PM 454 Views
Yeah, Finland has limits on laser's power too. The problem getting one would propably be customs. Bergioyn - 28/09/2012 06:56:31 AM 389 Views
"Purpose for visiting Denmark?" "To purchase weapons of mass destruction." Joel - 29/09/2012 06:32:20 AM 437 Views
Bergioyn - 29/09/2012 09:13:46 PM 502 Views
Joel - 30/09/2012 09:25:11 AM 487 Views
These have been available for almost two years. Aemon - 27/09/2012 06:59:41 PM 458 Views
"If you have not seen it, it is new to you!" Joel - 27/09/2012 11:53:33 PM 494 Views
and if you use this laser long enough, you won't see anything ever again! moondog - 28/09/2012 07:59:23 PM 430 Views
"The goggles, they do nothing!" Joel - 29/09/2012 06:30:07 AM 487 Views
and you can rest easy in the fact your football knowledge is as good as a replacement ref moondog - 29/09/2012 06:13:12 PM 503 Views
At least as good. Joel - 30/09/2012 09:23:53 AM 447 Views
Re: At MOST as good. moondog - 30/09/2012 05:26:21 PM 393 Views
Thanks, this will be a great stocking stuffer Praziquantel - 28/09/2012 04:12:47 AM 405 Views
Yeah, I was waiting for that one. Joel - 28/09/2012 05:17:14 AM 529 Views
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