i was afraid of pregnancy because i have a deep fear of getting hugely and unstoppably fat and never being able to lose the weight ever again. well, it didn't happen. i'm nearly back to my pre-pregnancy weight. in fact, most of the moms i see look totally normal, many of them are downright skinny. i have no stretch marks and just need to tone my abs and i'll look like i did before pregnancy. i'm just about back into my bikinis. so don't be afraid.

here's the deal. labor and childbirth are fucking mindblowingly awesome. it is the single most amazing and wonderful event that's ever happened in my life and i wouldn't trade it for the world. i remember every moment, and it was all totally excellent. pregnancy was a crazy ride, and also pretty excellent minus the nausea, but at least i wasn't barfing everywhere. so whatever.

so, woman up and get some ovaries. you are strong enough to have a baby and recover your body completely. i mean, if you were freaked about your ribcage expanding and feet growing you can wear a corset and bind your feet. who cares. shit, i get to buy all new shoes! how fun is that? i fuckin love shoes!! these ladies don't want your pity. trust me, they are quite happy as they are.