... you should join so you can see how funny it is when I finish second again despite my almost complete lack of football knowledge. At least in baseball I know the game and its players fairly well.
Alternately, you should join so you can see my sharp, humbling defeat when the actual football fans kick a breakaway pass and slam dunk a three-pointer in my face. That's a legitimate football analogy, right? I'm pretty sure it must be.
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