(shameless whine post)

Colonoscopies suck and so far I only have done the pretreatment. Two days of no solid food, which means only effectively sugar crap (you have to eat/drink non solid food, there must be no particles, and the liquids can't be blue or red)

My body is saying I want solid food, I want protein. And this is despite the appetite suppressive of my ADHD meds.

Furthermore I have to drink this stupid prescriptive laxative the night before after two days of no food, and the stuff so makes me want to gag and lose my lack of lunch. My body is rebelling drinking this stuff which is flavored from the factory as citrus, but it is the worse citrus imaginable because of the drug you are trying to get down my throat.

And this is the night before.

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So go ahead people point and laugh at my misfortune. I want someone to enjoy my suffering for I am not enjoying it.