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So today I had sex with my girlfriend. Afterwards were lying there talking and I suggest that I might want to get her a tattoo on her pelvic area saying "more semen died here than at pearl harbour" and then proceeded to call her my boner garage. She starts giving me a weird look so I think fast and say "no baby it's romantic your like the garage I put my boner in when I'm not fucking real women" then she tried to bite me!
So today I had sex with my girlfriend. Afterwards were lying there talking and I suggest that I might want to get her a tattoo on her pelvic area saying "more semen died here than at pearl harbour" and then proceeded to call her my boner garage. She starts giving me a weird look so I think fast and say "no baby it's romantic your like the garage I put my boner in when I'm not fucking real women" then she tried to bite me!
My question for you all is can you believe she tried to bite me? What should i do about this?!
I suspect you have acquired a number of bite marks by now.
And you still don't know what to do about it 
A question for you all NSFW
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