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The Oxford comma is an abomination. The other is called a greengrocer's apostrophe. Tom Send a noteboard - 06/04/2017 08:00:57 PM

I prefer the German term, however: Deppenapostroph, which means "Idiot's Apostrophe". And yes, Johnny Depp would translate into German literally as "Johnny Idiot".

The Oxford comma is itself an abomination. The debate over whether or not it actually constitutes an error will rage on.

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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Please share the grammatical and/or orthographic errors that most irritate you. Tom - 06/04/2017 12:20:27 AM 1337 Views
Come on, man. Verbing weirds language. Ghavrel - 06/04/2017 01:21:17 AM 988 Views
The Oxford comma is an abomination. The other is called a greengrocer's apostrophe. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:00:57 PM 1025 Views
Tell that to the First Circuit. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/04/2017 05:42:01 AM 538 Views
No, I'll let the Supreme Court smack their asses for it. Tom - 08/04/2017 01:28:11 AM 853 Views
I'm pretty carefree about language unless it becomes difficult to understand aerocontrols - 06/04/2017 01:42:29 AM 988 Views
Creative vocabulary can be funderfully great Tom - 06/04/2017 08:14:23 PM 938 Views
Bruh Larry - 06/04/2017 01:46:45 AM 981 Views
Does anyone really address cousins or siblings by the relationship term? I hate that on TV & films Cannoli - 06/04/2017 05:21:25 PM 1025 Views
Not really Larry - 09/04/2017 07:28:27 PM 1442 Views
Then you have throw in be like *NM* random thoughts - 06/04/2017 06:29:25 PM 554 Views
I don't believe I've ever heard either. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:14:49 PM 974 Views
You're lucky Larry - 09/04/2017 07:26:39 PM 1469 Views
Let's party damookster - 06/04/2017 02:02:19 AM 998 Views
That last one is a stylistic/usage error. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:03:26 PM 972 Views
I've never understood how it's an 'error' at all. Legolas - 09/04/2017 07:10:14 PM 1016 Views
Sports commentators here do it all the time damookster - 09/04/2017 08:03:05 PM 936 Views
I can see how that would be annoying - just not how it's a grammar/vocabulary error... *NM* Legolas - 09/04/2017 08:11:18 PM 517 Views
which is why I preceded my original comment by stating it was not part of Tom's question *NM* damookster - 09/04/2017 08:14:25 PM 586 Views
Fair enough. Legolas - 09/04/2017 08:21:50 PM 988 Views
There, their, they're. *NM* TyrReborn - 06/04/2017 03:28:16 AM 534 Views
Ugh *NM* Tom - 06/04/2017 08:16:48 PM 592 Views
I Tom all over the place when I see fewer/less botched. nossy - 06/04/2017 08:51:13 AM 963 Views
And further/farther Cannoli - 06/04/2017 03:03:49 PM 1002 Views
I only mastered that recently. nossy - 06/04/2017 04:44:35 PM 976 Views
My husband too. Sareitha Sedai - 06/04/2017 08:10:46 PM 981 Views
You know, I take that violation of my third example as a compliment. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:16:33 PM 915 Views
Saying "borrowed" instead of "lent" Belals Girl - 06/04/2017 04:13:21 PM 1013 Views
Yikes, who says that?! nossy - 06/04/2017 04:47:31 PM 944 Views
Kill it with Fire. Cannoli - 06/04/2017 05:19:08 PM 977 Views
who the hell says that? random thoughts - 06/04/2017 06:31:17 PM 942 Views
Never heard that. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:17:40 PM 963 Views
I think it might be a Midwestern thing ßelals Girl - 06/04/2017 11:53:27 PM 925 Views
I lived for most of my early years in the Midwest and never heard that Tom - 08/04/2017 01:25:25 AM 939 Views
In the crick. *NM* nossy - 08/04/2017 03:48:09 PM 544 Views
Oh I've heard that Tom - 08/04/2017 11:09:16 PM 960 Views
Interesting. I always thought only non-native speakers made that mistake. *NM* Legolas - 09/04/2017 07:03:19 PM 544 Views
I am annoyed by people who get upset with outdated rules and expect the rest of us to care random thoughts - 06/04/2017 06:28:33 PM 1062 Views
You keep doing that, sparky *NM* Tom - 06/04/2017 08:18:23 PM 548 Views
No worries Tommy *NM* random thoughts - 07/04/2017 07:29:53 PM 547 Views
Many rules are there for the sake of clarity. The Shrike - 06/04/2017 08:28:16 PM 983 Views
between you and me there is no lack of clarity random thoughts - 07/04/2017 07:35:09 PM 970 Views
I'm literally gobsmacked aerocontrols - 06/04/2017 06:31:10 PM 929 Views
It did. I mentioned it. *NM* damookster - 06/04/2017 07:02:33 PM 556 Views
shame on me! aerocontrols - 06/04/2017 07:03:55 PM 911 Views
I've never liked that word. It sounds like someone savoring come from a blowjob. *NM* Tom - 06/04/2017 08:19:14 PM 520 Views
Re: I'm literally gobsmacked ßelals Girl - 06/04/2017 11:58:08 PM 950 Views
Your first one is my top pick also. Sareitha Sedai - 06/04/2017 08:01:00 PM 932 Views
The subjunctive is tricky at times. *NM* Tom - 06/04/2017 08:36:33 PM 565 Views
Using the word 'of' instead of 'have' is my biggest one these days. The Shrike - 06/04/2017 08:22:44 PM 1141 Views
Yeah. Sareitha Sedai - 06/04/2017 08:27:47 PM 948 Views
Now my non-edited post lives again. The Shrike - 06/04/2017 08:31:26 PM 881 Views
Well Sareitha Sedai - 06/04/2017 08:39:57 PM 947 Views
That's an awesome movie. Tom - 06/04/2017 08:49:11 PM 981 Views
I do like it a lot. The Shrike - 07/04/2017 07:06:49 PM 957 Views
One of my faves. nossy - 07/04/2017 10:57:53 PM 895 Views
Irregardless *NM* Jeordam - 06/04/2017 09:18:32 PM 640 Views
A few Aviendha - 07/04/2017 01:26:38 AM 958 Views
funny thing about being a noob *NM* random thoughts - 07/04/2017 07:27:26 PM 507 Views
Is that you keep making the same stupid mistakes years later *NM* random thoughts - 07/04/2017 07:28:01 PM 519 Views
In the latin alphabet jehovah begins with an i Roland00 - 09/04/2017 06:42:02 AM 1283 Views
Your number one is my number one. Rebekah - 09/04/2017 10:52:23 PM 1381 Views
I rarely see sentences with however joined with a semicolon, come to think of it. Larry - 09/04/2017 11:38:10 PM 1537 Views
It is not an error inasmuch as a stylistic choice Stephen - 13/04/2017 05:44:39 PM 1026 Views
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