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I think the problem is Aviendha Send a noteboard - 01/05/2017 10:04:10 PM

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A New York pizza chef has a 6pm flight from LaGuardia Airport to anywhere else in the world, where he intends to start his own pizza restaurant. Considering an average delay of 20 minutes, runway taxi time of 30 minutes, and an average airspeed of 580 miles per hour, at what time that evening will he forget how to make a damn pizza!?

New York pizza chefs do not fly to small towns along I-20, or small towns between Nottingham and Derby.

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