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There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"

Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
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Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 831 Views
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that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 851 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 845 Views
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A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 434 Views
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aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 943 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 453 Views
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