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Awesome! Monkey Send a noteboard - 01/09/2009 10:45:29 PM
We have to wait more than a year for the beer! Couldnt Ben make that happen a bit quicker? Maybe if we give him drugs he'll work faster?


There is only one option. Revolucion!


Yes!!! *Waves an awkwardly homemade banner* Freedom!!!! And stuff like that!!!

Or wait... does that mean that we have to like... do worky stuff? Not only enjoy the beer?


Um, I dunno... Maybe we can get Ben to do that bit?


Yeah, hopefully! But he might be angry with us for all the revolutionstuff...


Oh, we can sweet talk him. Besides, who'd be better at taking down Ben than Ben himself?


So how do we sweet talk him into leading a revolution against himself?


Men like boobies!

...I think I'm getting near to an answer here.


We let our cleavages do the talking!


Yes! *puts on three thick woolen jumpers*

...That's how it works, right? I'm not very good at this.


The keyword is corset! We'll be swelling babes in no time!


*puts on head* This is gonna be great!
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RAFO: A Future History Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:28:29 PM 1557 Views
That doesn't seem entirely implausible. *NM* Camilla - 01/09/2009 09:32:26 PM 606 Views
I know! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:33:29 PM 912 Views
Yep, I found myself nodding as I read through. *NM* Dodge - 01/09/2009 09:34:47 PM 586 Views
Oh the power! snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:34:33 PM 1014 Views
But it doesn't end well for you! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:35:37 PM 893 Views
Pfft snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:37:14 PM 912 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:39:26 PM 912 Views
Be gone from here and aquire power for me snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:40:54 PM 900 Views
No way! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:43:40 PM 893 Views
Yes, you going is a situation that everyone wins snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:44:49 PM 936 Views
But that would imply people don't like me Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:48:22 PM 916 Views
I was trying to break it to you gently snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:54:11 PM 886 Views
I'll break you in a minute! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:56:55 PM 910 Views
30 views? Guh-wah? Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:31 PM 1021 Views
Good! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 09:39:59 PM 1075 Views
I know the answer to that one Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:42:04 PM 860 Views
I can't believe snoop insists you aren't funny TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:47:19 PM 1025 Views
He is just bitter that I'm funnier and prettier Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:49:43 PM 893 Views
Misquoting! snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:52:34 PM 948 Views
Layabout? LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:56:19 PM 858 Views
Lies. She just lies there. This is a quality site! *NM* Ghavrel - 01/09/2009 09:58:04 PM 553 Views
If she's getting fucked, it's a lay. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:59:21 PM 890 Views
Technically... Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 1009 Views
Why would I take it? It seems that you already took it...from Snoopypoodle. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:05:36 PM 1003 Views
Please, we all know I have at least one tiny shred of dignity and class Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:06:51 PM 932 Views
Young men do not have the same endurance as they used to.. Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 956 Views
Pervert snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:02:52 PM 956 Views
This post caused me to spill vodka!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:51:27 PM 974 Views
Excellent! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:52:12 PM 935 Views
Pfffttt!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:53:48 PM 1024 Views
Awwwwww Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:55:39 PM 975 Views
Damn you and your guilt trips!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:58:01 PM 927 Views
*snirtles* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:00:02 PM 861 Views
Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:51:52 PM 918 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:53:20 PM 916 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:56:29 PM 1020 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:53:42 PM 813 Views
Damnit. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:57:13 PM 1025 Views
*hates* Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:58:58 PM 970 Views
Not among wotmaniacs, that's for sure. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:01:00 PM 846 Views
RAFhOles snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:03:59 PM 919 Views
Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:11:30 PM 844 Views
You can say what you like about Stalin but snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:17:44 PM 941 Views
Is it bad that I can actually see this happening? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 09:54:02 PM 896 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:57:34 PM 754 Views
Especially at your sitebanning. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 09:59:03 PM 826 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:00:48 PM 863 Views
I have no idea. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:09:00 PM 853 Views
It's was cause you're all adorable, dammit! Stop doing that! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:13:28 PM 906 Views
No way! Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:15:05 PM 865 Views
It's not fair Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:20:43 PM 840 Views
You have to get shorter to be adorable. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:21:29 PM 918 Views
Woes Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:29:26 PM 918 Views
I think you also need to have all your limbs. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:34:18 PM 931 Views
Easily sorted! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:37:20 PM 893 Views
But then how would you be shorter? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:51:29 PM 910 Views
Silly Spriteling, we'll chop bits out before they go back Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:55:48 PM 912 Views
You know that means we're going to chop off bits of you everywhere, right? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:57:26 PM 832 Views
I suppose it's the price I have to pay Monkey - 01/09/2009 11:01:34 PM 847 Views
Fuck yeah! Tigr in a tutu! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:58:35 PM 584 Views
Worst. Image. Ever!! *NM* Mith - 01/09/2009 10:00:06 PM 594 Views
Quiet you! Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:02:28 PM 904 Views
Get back in your tutu and dance! Mith - 01/09/2009 10:05:47 PM 920 Views
I wear size 12 shoes Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:00:58 PM 965 Views
How does big shoes make your gut go from 6'5" to 8'3"? *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:02:36 PM 582 Views
Like I said, magical. *NM* Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:03:15 PM 502 Views
I fear you. *NM* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:01:06 PM 523 Views
Many do. More should. *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:06:20 PM 501 Views
It's kind of sad though.... Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:04:06 PM 950 Views
He's totally holding out on us Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:05:49 PM 943 Views
Hasta Siempre Che Monkey!! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:09:40 PM 926 Views
You're right! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:10:28 PM 868 Views
Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:14:31 PM 829 Views
Re: Power to the people! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:17:05 PM 847 Views
Re: Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:19:31 PM 958 Views
True! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:22:01 PM 962 Views
He's a man! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:30:50 PM 880 Views
Ah, of course! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:36:15 PM 874 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:00 PM 790 Views
No worries! I'm the master of good cleavages! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:43:32 PM 907 Views
Awesome! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:45:29 PM 839 Views
Very! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:48:54 PM 943 Views
It is the way he keeps spending time eating and sleeping snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:13:50 PM 801 Views
Smart! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:19:13 PM 862 Views
snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:32:53 PM 923 Views
Who wouldnt? Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:39:02 PM 951 Views
I ... I ... Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:07:57 PM 869 Views
Yes! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:09:31 PM 867 Views
Oh. Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:14:47 PM 874 Views
Exactly Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:17:46 PM 780 Views
Re: Exactly Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:20:53 PM 902 Views
Re: Exactly Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:32:51 PM 904 Views
Well... Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:15:30 PM 914 Views
What???? Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:13:45 PM 809 Views
Oh. Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:15:46 PM 863 Views
No! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:18:39 PM 874 Views
I said maniac, not -maniac. *NM* Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:21:32 PM 573 Views
Dude... we totally need a Wulf`gar appreciation site. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 01/09/2009 10:21:35 PM 535 Views
*nods* Wulf'gar discussion is seriously unrepresented at this site *NM* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:34:26 PM 507 Views
*NM* Kel - 01/09/2009 11:07:24 PM 567 Views
*curtsies with a flourish* *NM* Monkey - 01/09/2009 11:12:10 PM 573 Views
*NM* Gher - 01/09/2009 11:19:59 PM 477 Views
*NM* Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:18:02 AM 579 Views
How dare you give me such a generic response! Gher - 02/09/2009 08:33:37 PM 895 Views
This kind of thing. TheCrownless - 01/09/2009 11:37:39 PM 871 Views
Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:19:00 AM 874 Views
This just doesn't seem likely, to be honest. Craig - 02/09/2009 12:01:37 AM 1000 Views
Oh, stop quibbling over the minor details Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:20:38 AM 1242 Views
You won't call it minor when Biff Tannen is running this site in 2013. *NM* Craig - 02/09/2009 08:13:01 PM 528 Views
Nice. *NM* Nate - 02/09/2009 12:22:33 AM 570 Views
Cheers *NM* Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:21:06 AM 553 Views
Two Wongs - 02/09/2009 12:22:48 AM 925 Views
Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:21:41 AM 901 Views
*whips out a nice pair* Two Wongs - 02/09/2009 11:19:59 AM 854 Views
Welllllll, hello there. Inigo Montoya - 02/09/2009 01:14:40 PM 1320 Views
Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:10:45 PM 972 Views
*snort* Two Wongs - 02/09/2009 11:06:36 PM 847 Views
Mmmm turkey. *NM* The Shrike - 02/09/2009 12:40:30 AM 526 Views
Great, now I'm hungry *NM* Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:22:13 AM 480 Views
hilarious. Mat Girl - 02/09/2009 01:44:08 AM 934 Views
Not if I have any say in it! Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:23:41 AM 908 Views
aww...*gives a hug* Mat Girl - 03/09/2009 01:46:13 AM 880 Views
That was great. *NM* Chas - 02/09/2009 01:45:39 AM 619 Views
Course it was. I wrote it *NM* Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:24:03 AM 511 Views
Ok, now I need a favorites feature so I can favorite this *NM* Jessie - 02/09/2009 02:22:01 AM 569 Views
I'm gonna be putting URLs in my profile until such a day arrives Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:24:42 AM 971 Views
I think we need a "mapthis's nipples" smiley. Make it so. *NM* mapthis - 02/09/2009 02:34:57 AM 595 Views
We can't let that happen Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:25:24 AM 911 Views
::shrugs:: We just call it Thursday, really. *NM* Missa Sedai - 02/09/2009 08:10:32 PM 472 Views
Hehe... good one... *NM* Angel - 02/09/2009 03:42:47 AM 636 Views
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Glad you like! *NM* Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:44:08 AM 533 Views
It's going to be one hell of a ride... Milla - 02/09/2009 07:51:15 AM 778 Views
Yep, only 2 years till enforced mating Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:52:34 AM 888 Views
Time will fly! Milla - 02/09/2009 08:08:12 AM 856 Views
HumansVsRobots.com? Tim - 02/09/2009 08:57:11 AM 915 Views
Copy the URL to your profile info Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:11:33 PM 876 Views
Bah, far too much effort. *NM* Tim - 02/09/2009 07:34:28 PM 577 Views
That was noice Inigo Montoya - 02/09/2009 01:12:17 PM 925 Views
Oi! Monkey - 02/09/2009 07:12:10 PM 941 Views
Love it. *NM* Avendesora - 02/09/2009 09:46:34 PM 620 Views
Very good!! Hobo - 03/09/2009 01:16:13 AM 944 Views
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