The Prophet Muhammad or Jesus Christ?

JC

Barack Obama or Sarah Palin?

Obama unless Palin goes for her guns. As in firearms.

Ninjas or Pirates?

Ninjas. Can't fight what you can't see.

Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

Chuck Norris.

The United States of America or The People's Republic of China?

That depends on whether the USA decides to use their nukes.

An American right wing mob or extremist Islamic people protesting whatever the west has done to upset them this time?

Everyone knows that fight will never end. So neither.

Computer geeks or Bimbos?

Bimbos. A combination of geeks being unable to hit a girl, too weak to even hit like a girl, and never actually having seen a girl before.

(Thought we needed some controversy on this board, too little of that yet.)

Too little of anything yet.