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Have my use of English mocked by a South African? snoopcester Send a noteboard - 19/01/2010 05:27:46 PM
1. Be someone short whose last name is Short?

Or

Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?


The latter - short people ain't got no reason to live.

2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?

OR

Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?


The latter again, the guy has clearly already got wheels. If he has a car as well, that is just plain greedy and he should be deeply ashamed
*MySmiley*

Robert Graves "There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either."

Henning Mankell "We must defend the open society, because if we start locking our doors, if we let fear decide, the person who committed the act of terror will win"
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