A man puts his elderly father in a nursing home. At first, the father is disgusted by this turn of events, but on the first day he gets an erection and in walks a beautiful blonde nurse who says nothing, gives him a blowjob and leaves. The father calls his son and says "Thank you, son, thank you. I just got an erection and this hot nurse came in and gave me a blowjob to relieve me of it. This place is great." A few hours later, the man falls down in the hall and a burly orderly picks him up, fucks him in the ass and drops him back in his bed. He immediately calls his son, "You have to get me out of here! I fell down in the hallway and an orderly fucked me in the ass!" The son says, "I dunno dad. You have to balance that against the blowjob thing." The father replies, "You don't understand, son. I'm eighty years old, I get an erection once or twice a month, I fall down three or four times a day!"


Hope your days begin to lessen in their sadness. If you're ever lacking in smiles and laughter, remember this joke or the countless similar tales you've told to us over the years.