Visiting married wotmaniacs as a fly on the wall part 1. - Edit 1
Before modification by Rinoa at 18/02/2010 02:14:31 PM
Tim: Have you given any more thought to your dream? The one about the dolphins?
Rebekah: How did you know about my dream?
[Pause. TIM lights a big cigar.]
Tim: Dr. Murdoch-Smith.
Rebekah: Benjamin? My psychologist?
Tim: You know perfectly well that Ben is your psychologist; don't be so damn expositionistic!
Rebekah: Oh, you and your big, made up words. You seem to think they can replace -- . . .
Tim: What?
[REBEKAH nods towards TIM's crotch.]
Tim: Don't be ridiculous. You're just projecting your own fears of coming up too short on me.
Rebekah: Am I, Tim?, am I?! What's that you've got in your mouth?
[TIM looks down.]
Tim: Gosh darn! A cigar!
Rebekah: And that's not all, Tim. That cigar will offer you but false and fleeting security.
Tim: What makes you say that?
Rebekah: A cigar can't last forever, you know.
Tim: Hah! I'd like to see an erection that could last forever!
Rebekah: So Benjamin was right! You are a homosexual!
[REBEKAH breaks into tears and runs out of the room.]
[TIM rises and regards his cigar with concentration.]
Tim: Gosh darn! I am a homosexual!
- fin!
Tune in next week for awkward moments with Elayne & Dan!