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I am not sure if it is possible to be "substandard" when compared to the regulars. Liam Send a noteboard - 03/09/2009 06:26:13 PM
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FIFA Ban Chelsea From Signing Players Until 2011 Dodge - 03/09/2009 02:00:23 PM 1064 Views
That's fairly insane, even if I'm very much *not* a Chelsea fan. Legolas - 03/09/2009 02:04:41 PM 669 Views
Yeah, tell me about it Dodge - 03/09/2009 02:35:51 PM 664 Views
Its because he broke his contract with Lens TheCrownless - 03/09/2009 05:31:33 PM 605 Views
Actually, snoopcester - 03/09/2009 05:59:41 PM 678 Views
The hell? Monkey - 03/09/2009 02:05:32 PM 574 Views
He broke his contract so chelsea TheCrownless - 03/09/2009 05:32:13 PM 522 Views
How did he break it? Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:37:16 PM 465 Views
Re: How did he break it? TheCrownless - 03/09/2009 05:43:27 PM 573 Views
I thought this was going to be a joke snoopcester - 03/09/2009 02:33:24 PM 481 Views
Oi! Monkey - 03/09/2009 02:36:44 PM 525 Views
Zing! *NM* Dodge - 03/09/2009 02:37:57 PM 277 Views
That would work better snoopcester - 03/09/2009 02:50:04 PM 642 Views
How did they manage that? Mith - 03/09/2009 03:50:59 PM 581 Views
By playing at a similar standard to Liverpool snoopcester - 03/09/2009 04:38:10 PM 488 Views
Point to you Mith - 03/09/2009 04:49:48 PM 484 Views
Just so that we're all in agreement here... Liam - 03/09/2009 04:52:58 PM 488 Views
If you consider shock to be adoration... Mith - 03/09/2009 04:54:50 PM 451 Views
I really rate 'arry as a manager. Dodge - 03/09/2009 04:55:31 PM 535 Views
Agreed. Mith - 03/09/2009 04:57:38 PM 561 Views
Pfft, you're only 2nd in the league, losers Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:00:36 PM 570 Views
Damn that one extra goal! Liam - 03/09/2009 05:09:57 PM 599 Views
See, 2nd place by a whole goal. Absolutely rubbish. Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:18:25 PM 635 Views
Plus snoopcester - 03/09/2009 05:23:51 PM 564 Views
But Liverpool are rubbish this year as well Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:01:09 PM 525 Views
On a completely random note.. Dodge - 03/09/2009 05:30:43 PM 524 Views
Why stop at the time and date? Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:33:26 PM 531 Views
And, more relevantly considering the thread, football. Legolas - 03/09/2009 05:38:20 PM 560 Views
Yes, the sky is the limit! Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:40:25 PM 530 Views
Maybe as a fall-back job once he loses the PM spot? *NM* Legolas - 03/09/2009 05:44:49 PM 224 Views
Aww, poor old Gordon. Liam - 03/09/2009 05:52:06 PM 529 Views
He's the Sunderland of politics Monkey - 03/09/2009 05:55:10 PM 658 Views
You should copywrite that last post. Liam - 03/09/2009 05:57:23 PM 586 Views
Done! Monkey - 03/09/2009 06:07:21 PM 494 Views
I am not sure if it is possible to be "substandard" when compared to the regulars. Liam - 03/09/2009 06:26:13 PM 621 Views
Don't be mean to Russell and Frankie Monkey - 03/09/2009 06:49:59 PM 556 Views
I'll grant you Frankie is alright. Russel is a bit embarassing to watch. Liam - 03/09/2009 06:58:27 PM 590 Views
I can pretend to be European. AliasRY - 04/09/2009 05:45:07 AM 501 Views
Take that back, sir. Taardad Maiden - 03/09/2009 06:00:04 PM 577 Views
Fine, fine. I'm sorry and I take it back snoopcester - 03/09/2009 06:08:47 PM 585 Views
Alright, I accept. Taardad Maiden - 03/09/2009 06:13:59 PM 523 Views
That's too kind! Mith - 03/09/2009 06:19:38 PM 500 Views
I can't hate Villa. Taardad Maiden - 03/09/2009 06:24:19 PM 644 Views
A villa shirt would be fine snoopcester - 04/09/2009 11:06:33 AM 668 Views
Re: "looks like a boiled sweet made from urine" AliasRY - 04/09/2009 05:40:14 AM 467 Views
It'll probably get reduced or overturned on appeal. *NM* Colonel Logain - 03/09/2009 02:37:02 PM 348 Views
O_o Geoff - 03/09/2009 02:54:46 PM 492 Views
It took them two years to make this decision?? jiggy - 03/09/2009 02:57:55 PM 571 Views
I'm shocked like that as well snoopcester - 03/09/2009 03:05:03 PM 643 Views
Lol! XD *NM* jiggy - 03/09/2009 03:06:03 PM 262 Views
Because of the French, of course *NM* ironclad - 03/09/2009 02:58:20 PM 267 Views
It'll be overturned! Mith - 03/09/2009 03:01:06 PM 532 Views
~snickers~ Taardad Maiden - 03/09/2009 06:17:16 PM 547 Views
Nice to see officals making good calls Mark - 03/09/2009 03:02:19 PM 569 Views
I guess it seems a little harsh. Liam - 03/09/2009 03:21:41 PM 607 Views
To be honest... Mith - 03/09/2009 03:45:08 PM 648 Views
Probably true. Liam - 03/09/2009 03:55:13 PM 471 Views
Unfortunately Mith - 03/09/2009 04:53:37 PM 659 Views
That's really harsh. AliasRY - 03/09/2009 03:38:44 PM 453 Views
That is harsh, yes, and probably won't stand *NM* Floffe - 03/09/2009 04:13:14 PM 293 Views
Chelsea have released a statement: Dodge - 03/09/2009 05:07:33 PM 619 Views
They got a young man to break a legally binding contract TheCrownless - 03/09/2009 05:38:21 PM 594 Views
Exactly, this is not the same as being found guilty of tapping a player up Mark - 04/09/2009 10:15:50 AM 558 Views
My thoughts Taardad Maiden - 03/09/2009 06:10:16 PM 573 Views
Concur with mine Geoff - 03/09/2009 07:04:53 PM 649 Views
Re: Concur with mine AliasRY - 04/09/2009 05:48:21 AM 561 Views
Re: My thoughts Dodge - 03/09/2009 07:09:51 PM 660 Views
Meh... Brian - 03/09/2009 07:41:20 PM 460 Views
Except other teams do already do the same thing Monkey - 03/09/2009 07:46:50 PM 550 Views
evidence. jh - 03/09/2009 08:07:40 PM 455 Views
Cause they haven't been caught? Brian - 03/09/2009 08:10:34 PM 493 Views
But that's part of the problem. Taardad Maiden - 04/09/2009 11:34:34 PM 527 Views
Yes. snoopcester - 04/09/2009 11:40:28 AM 573 Views
Who's FIFA? *NM* Haggard - 04/09/2009 04:32:56 AM 371 Views
the world governing of football snoopcester - 04/09/2009 11:08:20 AM 578 Views
I think you meant to put a 'body' in there somewhere Monkey - 04/09/2009 02:13:41 PM 552 Views
Sep Blatters snoopcester - 04/09/2009 03:58:47 PM 578 Views
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