It's like she just saved you the whole spending money to see her naked step.
ok, maybe not while delivering food, but still. you can get lots of girls to get naked for you if you know the right girls. and you don't even have to pay them anything for it!
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"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman
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- 01/03/2010 03:43:27 PM
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Hot girls were always more worth the delivery than big tips.
- 01/03/2010 04:52:26 PM
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you can't spend "mental image of hot girl in her underwear" at any store that i know of... *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:14:05 PM
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What is the worth of money but to trade it for something else? *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:40:13 PM
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Indeed, plus...I mean...don't most men spend much of their money in the pursuit of naked women?
- 01/03/2010 09:16:32 PM
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but naked girls are a dime a dozen
- 02/03/2010 02:55:31 AM
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i never had any fully naked girls answer their doors
- 01/03/2010 08:23:10 PM
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I liked delivering to potheads
- 01/03/2010 09:10:51 PM
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Just so I can spoil all the "I wish I was still a pizza delivery guy"-posts
- 02/03/2010 07:26:22 AM
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I love The Onion sometimes. *NM*