One time I got an apple with a razor blade in it.
everynametaken Send a noteboard - 02/03/2010 03:30:42 AM
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
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- 01/03/2010 03:43:27 PM
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Hot girls were always more worth the delivery than big tips.
- 01/03/2010 04:52:26 PM
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you can't spend "mental image of hot girl in her underwear" at any store that i know of... *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:14:05 PM
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What is the worth of money but to trade it for something else? *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:40:13 PM
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Indeed, plus...I mean...don't most men spend much of their money in the pursuit of naked women?
- 01/03/2010 09:16:32 PM
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but naked girls are a dime a dozen
- 02/03/2010 02:55:31 AM
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i never had any fully naked girls answer their doors
- 01/03/2010 08:23:10 PM
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I liked delivering to potheads
- 01/03/2010 09:10:51 PM
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One time I got an apple with a razor blade in it.
- 02/03/2010 03:30:42 AM
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Just so I can spoil all the "I wish I was still a pizza delivery guy"-posts
- 02/03/2010 07:26:22 AM
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I love The Onion sometimes. *NM*