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I have been told by those in the know... SilverWarder Send a noteboard - 14/04/2010 11:17:44 PM
Of what may well be the most successful pickup line in the world.

Here's the story:

Some years ago I worked for a small business. The folks who ran said business, a medical supply store, had once run very successful night clubs, including one I used to actually go to back in my 20s called Desoto's.

Apparently they had a regular, a fellow by the name of Marshall. He wasn't much to look at - in fact was kind of sleazy - and always EVERY night went home with one of the hottest chicks in the club. Pretty much always a different one too.

His pick up line?

Do you F!!K?

That was it.

Got his face slapped five or six times a night, but always went home with a super hottie. And you know - I'm pretty sure I know what they went home to do.

Mind you - I have to wonder how long it was before certain equipment turned black and fell off...
May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk.

Old Egyptian Blessing
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