A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child... But personally, I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a wad of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn!
Blackadder
from Blackadder II by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton
Be careful -- the fanboys might hear you... - Edit 1
Before modification by Zalis at 30/05/2012 08:08:47 PM
...and any mention of a "single player" or "offline option" will be met with hostility and the idea that you misunderstand how D3 has been revolutionarily re-designed for being always-online.