Journal: Entry for Cannoli
There once was a chimp from Illinois
Who, in public, would act modest & coy
But when his ego was stung
He got mad and threw dung
And the God- and gun-loving hoi polloi
Who, in public, would act modest & coy
But when his ego was stung
He got mad and threw dung
And the God- and gun-loving hoi polloi
