Because you're not quite evil enough. ... You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Dr. Evil to Scott Evil. Both are in the Jerry Springer Show.
from Austin Powers: The Spy Who ... by Dir. Jay Roach
Before modification by Stephen at 18/07/2011 09:59:20 PM
Also, I suggest pinging this on the Books board just to see if there's interest from there. The books get talked about reasonably regularly so i'd imagine a few would be interested in the setup.