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The Avengers are going to be such a lame team Cannoli Send a noteboard - 19/01/2012 09:13:18 PM
But some of her origin stories (there have been a few, as I understand it) speak of her being "biologically enhanced" by various weapon labs or whatever. So she might not have abilities that break the laws of physics, but she's definitely juicing on the best military drugs. ;)


You know all those times Luke fought side by side with Han, Leia & Chewie in Return of the Jedi? Oh, you don't? You know why? Because even George Lucas knows you don't put guys with superpowers on a team with mere mortals! A chick in a catsuit and a guy with a bow and a guy with a shield, no matter how much fictitious steroids are in their systems simply have no business running with a Norse god, a rage-fueled giant, and guy wearing a compact tank/fighter jet weapon. It's like those old cartoons where Superman teamed up with a bunch of lamer superheroes and they had to come up with plot devices to explain why Superman couldn't solve the problem all by himself in this episode. All a god might possibly need in the way of team-up help is a normal person to provide him with context and acculturation, not a bunch of weirdos so out of touch with normal humans that they shot up a ton of drugs or spent thousands of hours practicing archery to have something that makes them stand out enough to be considered for a freak show like the Avengers.
Cannoli
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No. - 20/01/2012 03:55:20 AM 947 Views
aahahaha. this makes me laugh. *NM* - 19/01/2012 07:18:26 PM 367 Views
Re: A thought about women in action roles - 18/01/2012 04:13:27 AM 729 Views
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Re: A thought about women in action roles - 18/01/2012 07:50:28 PM 930 Views
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The Avengers are going to be such a lame team - 19/01/2012 09:13:18 PM 804 Views
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You're nitpicking and drawing an arbitrary line. All action is ridiculously unbelievable. *NM* - 24/01/2012 04:53:40 AM 455 Views
I tend to agree with you. - 24/01/2012 05:25:45 AM 740 Views
Realism alone is not the issue. - 24/01/2012 03:42:21 PM 709 Views

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