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Dead on balls accurrate review, except this is all the reason why it sucked. Cannoli Send a noteboard - 31/01/2012 11:43:07 PM
Don't go in expecting this to be a movie about Liam Neeson punching wolves. It's not, and he doesn't actually even do that.
WELL THAT'S WHAT I DAMN WELL WANTED TO SEE!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY PROMISED ME IN THE TRAILERS!!!! I didn't want to see some melodramatic whining and pointless speculation about death, and adolescent philosophy. I don't want a man shouting at God because God doesn't behave like the genie of Aladdin's lamp, I want to see someone using the strength, ingenuity and will God gave him to punch some freaking wolves!

Once I realized that this was a movie about facing death (and mostly facing it like little bitches), and that the various tiresome conversations and so forth were not merely attempts to pad out an action movie with intellectual content, I knew EXACTLY how it would end, down to the last shot! The only way I would have been wrong in placing a bet, was after I realized what the final shot was going to be (Neeson glaring down the alpha), I recalled the TRAILERS all showed a subsequent shot of him charging into the fray against his lupine tormenters, which I figured must come after the glare scene, and which suggested I might also be wrong, and we might get to see some wolf-punching. Alas, my first guess was right, and that charge from the trailer was cut out of the movie.

I am getting pretty damn sick of Hollywood pulling this shit. For the excerable "The Change-Up" the trailer featured an amusing joke by Jason Bateman, which suggested this movie might actually go somewhere original, and take an alternative perspective from the usual adolescently-scatological-and-mawkishly-sentimental view of babies in comedies. That joke, which was funnier than ANYTHING in the final cut, was not in the movie itself.

It's a story about life and loss and despair. It's a story about men broken down into their true selves. It's a story about fighting even when you stand no chance of ever really winning. And it's still also a story about bone-chilling forests and goddamn terrifying wolves hunting you through the night, and both the thrills and the chills do not disappoint in and amongst the metaphors.
Yes, they do, because it becomes utterly predictable once you cut through the false impression generated by the promotional material. There's a reason a film like this was dumped in the mid-winter release date/trash heap, rather than amongst the end-of-the-year Oscar bait.

One downside however is that many of the most ferocious action scenes are filmed in close-ups and shakey cams and tumbling point-of-view shots that do away with clarity in favour of scary and obscure flashes. This is another side-effect of having fake wolves. You can't actually show them interacting clearly, directly and physically with the human actors, and have to obscure it.

I would give it an 8/10 because I realize that not everyone will get the same out of it as I did. For me personally it's an easy 9, but the story and metaphor and atmosphere and beautifully terrible wilderness really worked for me. If you really hate somewhat fake-looking animals and obscured wolf attacks, you may want to expect a 6.5 instead. If you just want to see Liam Neeson punch wolves, watch the somewhat misleading trailer again instead.
And if you have any sort of real personal religious convictions or beliefs, this film is a pointless waste of time, as it is all about a typically shallow Hollywood screenwriter attempting to tackle a philosophical issue, with no real philosophical, moral or spiritual grounding.

Really, Hollywood utterly fails whenever it attempts to portray history or science, why are they given a pass for rehashing the same self-serving sniveling that occurs to each generation of rebellious teenagers, and which mature schools of thought dealt with and settled ages ago? Because Hollywood, among other institutions decided that stuff is all subjective and "personal" meaning whatever each person feels is right for him. In which case, why should I care what some glorified art student or short-story writer thinks in his own personal spiritual grapplings? Why should he be given theater space and marketing attention to engage in his self-absorbed regurgitation of his own uninteresting and irrelevant-to-anyone-else mindset?
Cannoli
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Inde muagdhe Aes Sedai misain ye!
Deus Vult!
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The Grey - 29/01/2012 06:57:03 AM 634 Views
Great review - 29/01/2012 12:51:43 PM 328 Views
The wolf community is really pissed off about this movie. *NM* - 29/01/2012 08:12:42 PM 309 Views
I can sort of understand that. - 29/01/2012 08:55:31 PM 451 Views
There is a wolf community? lol *NM* - 30/01/2012 12:46:44 PM 131 Views
I think it's an alternate term for the Furry community *NM* - 30/01/2012 04:06:01 PM 137 Views
Dead on balls accurrate review, except this is all the reason why it sucked. - 31/01/2012 11:43:07 PM 450 Views
Great review. *NM* - 07/02/2012 10:18:45 PM 139 Views

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