So you were an artist? Big deal. Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a schmuck.
Before modification by The Doctor at 11/09/2010 06:18:58 PM
Announced yesterday, you can download part of the prologue for free in the iBooks app for iPhone, iPad, and the iPod Touch. If you don't have any of these devices, there's always September 21. :-)