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Re: Rand you go to far fairfax Send a noteboard - 15/11/2010 03:53:48 AM
Really Rand. You have three babes already.

Aviendha is running through a desert so she can become a Wise One. From her POV's in TGS and TOM her first action on becoming a Wise One is to search you out and canoodle/boink/pound you.

Elayne the second most beautiful queen in Randland is having your babies and would like to see you again and canoodle/boink/pound you.

Min has just canoodled/boinked/pounded you. You are laying next to her in the afterglow what the hell are you doing? You are dreaming of one of your exlovers.


I wish I could get as much action as he does.


He doesn't even have to work at it. Ok he did chase Aviendha 1/2 across the world. But she was thrown at him by the Wise Ones.

Wise One: Is Rand daydreaming about you yet?
Aviendha: Uh ... No, not yet
Wise One: Why don't you just sleep in his tent?
Aviendha: That might work. What if it doesn't?
Wise One: Just let him see you naked then run away.
Aviendha: Ok, it a plan. What I have to go through to get canoodled

Elayne took one look and started finding secluded spots where she could where she could give him lessons on being a ruler. Once she found out the other two had canoodled there was no stopping her.

Elayne: Min have you really canoodled Rand?
Min: Uh .... yep
Elayne: Aviendha have you really canoodled Rand?
Aviendha: Yep, but I made him chase me to Seanchan.
Elayne: Well, I won't chase him to Seanchan, but I will chase to my room.

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Rand you go to far fairfax - 14/11/2010 11:30:47 PM 1155 Views
screw that yo, the Light's Champion can do whatever the fuck he wants *NM* Velveti - 15/11/2010 12:38:46 AM 254 Views
three's plenty for now maybe that's really why the Fisher wanders around *NM* nigelgoboom - 15/11/2010 01:11:17 AM 236 Views
And he already caught 3 Fishes from the sea. bahahahaha *NM* Bookwyrm - 15/11/2010 06:24:03 AM 231 Views
Re: Rand you go to far benxtaron - 15/11/2010 03:23:33 AM 647 Views
Re: Rand you go to far fairfax - 15/11/2010 03:53:48 AM 782 Views
Rand can do what he wants ATimp - 15/11/2010 04:04:17 AM 585 Views
Was 3 a magic no for RJ, to make Rand stop at that? chandra - 15/11/2010 05:30:50 AM 615 Views
Hey 3's company, 4's a crowd. *NM* Zaphod - 15/11/2010 06:23:23 AM 272 Views
Re: Was 3 a magic no for RJ, to make Rand stop at that? fairfax - 15/11/2010 07:32:16 AM 575 Views
I was hoping one of the major female characters besides Graendal would be a pimp/ette, as well. RugbyPlayingAshaman - 15/11/2010 05:50:27 PM 550 Views
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