for giving me so much attention despite the raw stupidity of my very thoughts. No need to say "you're welcome," it's rhetorical. Unfortunately, I know the difference between good attention and bad attention. Do you? Never mind, that was rhetorical too.

How about this? I'll think what I think, despite how ludicrous it sounds to you. Not really an offer or a deal, it's rhetorical.

I used to despise Egwene because she's a jerk who does stupid things like "become Aiel" by thinking it's cowardly for a guy to not fight 10 men in a row. Now that I realize that it's a position you cleave to so vehemently, I'm going to completely rethink it. The odds of it being ridiculous, mean-spirited and asinine are now simply too high.

P.S. - your Al Gore lawsuit example is impressively topical.
P.P.S. - is this what the interweb kids call "trolling?" Rhetorical again, never mind...