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Envisages Tor Books buried in a mountain of mail Druid - 21/01/2003 11:25:26 PM

Yeah, you gotta problem wit dat?

No problem Boss

[Gee these Joisey guys are soooo tough ]

Write to his publisher?

Dear James,

As you know, we had to put on another 50 clerks to deal with the mountains of letyters from ex-WoT fans complaining about your erstwhile series.

Either Harriet writes the rest or we will have to reduce your take of the gross,

Love,

Tom.

Yeah, I can see that. Publisher tells NY Times Bestseller author to get his shit together. Yeah.

Ooh Look! A pink pig just flew past my office window!


Druid
The Old Man of Oz

Object of Desire (retired)

The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.

"I blame Alric"

That's my little puppy!




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