5. Because a bucket doesn't exactly project my hourglass figure.

4. I'm tired of people singing "Oh baby, baby" and tossing plaid skirts at me when I come into the chat room.

3. My husband is becoming increasingly suspicious of all these strange men calling me Baby.

2. What kind of stupid name is BucketBaby anyway?

1. I'm pregnant and saving this sn for my child.

No, seriously... yesterday I found out that I'm "in the family way"!


Magnus Alexander corpore parvus erat
Dissenting voice of wotmania
Frightfully stubborn pacifist

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent