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Gotta Have It!!! (Mapthis) Alric seVinta - 20/04/2004 04:45:33 PM

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It's not too late to enter the next phase of interactive life. Buy your Digital Mapthis Companion now!

Your Digi-Map (as our Digital Mapthis Companion is affectionately called) is a comprehensive digital persona created through years of close study, advance brain-wave mapping techniques, spam blocking technology, and wire-less features.

Digi-Map is the equivalent of mapthis living inside a handheld device, which is capable of not only handling all your mobile technology needs but also a complete Digital Companion capable of complex, or not, conversation, sincere, or not, emotions, committed, or not, relationships.

When not directly interacting with your new friend, Digi-Map exists within a comfortable digital environment with his roommates, Digi`gar and Alric The Digi-man. Make sure to feed Digi-map and roommates pizza and they'll entertain you for hours with their deep conversations, about TV, Mr. T and pizza, occassional wrestling matches, and visits from various digital friends. One lucky customer will get a Digi-Map with free Digi-Dung Mojo upgrade, the complete digital band comprised of Digi`gar, Digi-map, MGB-Digi and Alric the Digi-man.

Get your Digital Mapthis Companion today while supplies last!


Digi-Map has been extensively tested in Japan, where he is currently ranked as the #1 electronic device for people between the ages of 15 and 45, ranked as Japan's most eligible bachelor, has the #2 song on the Japanese Love Rap charts.

Warning: AlricCorp™ is not responsible for the behavior of Digi-Map and friends if not taken care of properly. Verbal abuse, mooning, loud music, guitar wailing, flipping out and headbutting your cat occur in 25% of all purchases. Erections lasting 3 hours, though hilarious, require immediate Digital Medical attention.




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Gotta Have It!!! (Mapthis) - 20/04/2004 04:45:33 PM 213 Views
I have three of these... - 20/04/2004 04:49:01 PM 39 Views
Yes, however... - 20/04/2004 04:52:09 PM 32 Views
Me too. I make mine fight. *NM* - 20/04/2004 09:54:51 PM 4 Views
No way! Not this time! - 20/04/2004 05:30:37 PM 21 Views
Okay. - 21/04/2004 04:52:09 PM 7 Views
I want one!! - 20/04/2004 06:20:10 PM 21 Views
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Have you sunk this low? - 20/04/2004 06:21:09 PM 19 Views
Ha! - 22/04/2004 05:05:42 PM 7 Views
So... Um... You're saying.. - 22/04/2004 05:49:03 PM 8 Views
aaahhh, no. - 23/04/2004 01:12:04 PM 6 Views
Hey.. - 23/04/2004 03:49:33 PM 6 Views
Can I get a reduction if I already own an iMap? *NM* - 20/04/2004 07:11:28 PM 5 Views
No, but... - 21/04/2004 05:02:48 PM 9 Views
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mmm, sounds kinky - 20/04/2004 09:04:58 PM 19 Views
I'll make some calls - 20/04/2004 10:10:18 PM 14 Views
Whatever! - 21/04/2004 04:54:03 PM 10 Views
i pirated a copy of the software off the internet - 20/04/2004 09:07:15 PM 14 Views
<starts clip> - 21/04/2004 04:57:56 PM 9 Views
Mine walks across my taskbar and strip dances. - 20/04/2004 10:00:35 PM 24 Views
Oh... - 21/04/2004 04:51:40 PM 11 Views
Well, since the erection lasted only 2 1/2 hours... - 21/04/2004 08:09:38 PM 16 Views
Hung is hardcore. - 22/04/2004 12:45:42 PM 13 Views
I'll take eight! - 25/04/2004 10:18:35 AM 11 Views
Great! - 26/04/2004 11:42:10 AM 8 Views