1. Are you dead?
Yes.

2. Have you ever been dead?
Many times.

3. Do you know any dead people?
Yes.

4. Are you a living dead?
When I ahven't slept enough, yes.

5. Have you ever been a living dead?
Yes.

6. Do you know any living dead?
Um. Sometimes.

7. Do you have living dead body parts?
No.

8. If you do what body parts?
Like I said.

9. Is any living dead stalking you?
Thankfully no. They just moan a bit.

10. Are you a stalker?
Thank fully, no.

11. Are you stalking any living dead?
No.

12. Are you a vampire?
No.

13. Are you a werewolf?
No.

14. How many living dead or dead people do you think visits wotmania?
There's me.

15. Are the writer of these questions a living dead or a dead person?
Living person. Only the living ask weird questions. Dead people don;t do much. very passive.

16. Are everyone dead but think they live?
Yes and no.

Thanks for answering


I hope these questions haven’t made you depressed.
I was already depressed. Now I feel better.

Please don’t complain on the grammar. I’m Swedish I haven’t got a clue what grammar is.



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