You and your pets are welcome to answer these questions.

1. Are you an animal? (If not you can skip the other questions.)
Yes./
2. What kind of animal are you?
A human one.
If you aren’t a predator go to question number 9.

3. Do you eat raw meat?
No, it's cooked.

4. Is it good?
Yes.

5. Have you ever killed a human?
Not yet. Give me time.

6. Did you eat him / her?
I dunno. We don't do that, usually.

7. Do you eat anything else but meat?
Yeah, there's begetables. and fruits. And junk.

8. If you do what do you eat?
Um.

If you’re a predator go to question number 11.

9. Have you ever killed another animal?
Yes.

10. If you have, why?
Cos I wanted to.

11. What’s your favourite food?
Coke!

12. Do you have fleas?
Ew. No.

13. Are they a problem?
I guess.

14. Do you live with humans?
Yes.

15. If you do, are they nice to you?
Eh. It depends.

16. What animal in the WoT series would you like to date?
Rand al'Thor.
17. Would you like to be human?
It's ok.

18. If you do, why?
Well. We get shoes. And coke.

Thanks for answering and special thanks to all eventual pets who took part in this survey
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If you like you can point out grammatical and spelling faults. I’m trying to learn.




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