You and your pets are welcome to answer these questions.

1. Are you an animal? (If not you can skip the other questions.)
Yup, a 17 pound flemmish giant
2. What kind of animal are you?
See above
If you aren’t a predator go to question number 9.

3. Do you eat raw meat?

4. Is it good?

5. Have you ever killed a human?

6. Did you eat him / her?

7. Do you eat anything else but meat?

8. If you do what do you eat?

If you’re a predator go to question number 11.

9. Have you ever killed another animal?
Nope, but I ripped some fur out of my mate, and bit a few ankles
10. If you have, why?
MY SPACE GET OUT
11. What’s your favourite food?
Watermellon Husk
12. Do you have fleas?
nope
13. Are they a problem?
nope
14. Do you live with humans?
yup
15. If you do, are they nice to you?
yup
16. What animal in the WoT series would you like to date?
Narg
17. Would you like to be human?
nope not enough sex
18. If you do, why?

Thanks for answering and special thanks to all eventual pets who took part in this survey

If you like you can point out grammatical and spelling faults. I’m trying to learn.


Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-A thought by Susan Sto Helit
Hogfather