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The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel AgentOrange Send a noteboard - 06/09/2009 05:58:39 PM
Frankly, I was quite shocked by the horrible writing. She never heard of lesson number one for aspiring writers, "Show don't tell".
All the twists can be seen miles away because she doesn't know how to foreshadow correctly.
And what is the deal with the botanical tour?


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So...what books DON'T you like? Сталин - 06/09/2009 04:57:28 AM 1963 Views
I have a couple I really disliked Brian - 06/09/2009 05:28:38 AM 1358 Views
I agree. Seriana Sedai - 06/09/2009 05:49:28 AM 1359 Views
Ohhhh quotefail! Brian - 06/09/2009 05:54:02 AM 1413 Views
I saw that. Seriana Sedai - 06/09/2009 06:03:29 AM 1250 Views
You actually read Monkey Bridge? Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:47:39 PM 1257 Views
Haha, I'm surprised anyone has heard of it here Brian - 06/09/2009 04:43:59 PM 1240 Views
Some examples Ellestra - 07/09/2009 08:25:37 PM 1160 Views
You think Battlefield Earth is bad, try reading his Mission Earth series. *NM* Brian - 08/09/2009 02:09:22 AM 678 Views
I read those in high school. I liked them. Stupid comic escapism. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 08/09/2009 02:18:31 AM 728 Views
I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 Brian - 08/09/2009 02:47:12 AM 1279 Views
Re: I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 TaskmasterJack - 08/09/2009 04:18:07 PM 1383 Views
Re: I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 Brian - 08/09/2009 06:26:00 PM 1237 Views
No, thanks. I think all my masochism got spent on Terry Goodkind *NM* Ellestra - 08/09/2009 07:25:41 PM 703 Views
Political polemics, for one. Utopian novels, for another. Haggard - 06/09/2009 05:29:54 AM 1177 Views
People always recommend I read Ayn Rand Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:51:25 PM 1343 Views
I started The Fountainhead. It was pretty dreadful. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/09/2009 08:44:31 PM 714 Views
I don't have enough hours in the day to detail this or something even worse Larry - 06/09/2009 05:45:35 AM 1324 Views
The Wanderer's Tale by David Bilsborough. Craig - 06/09/2009 06:24:49 AM 1293 Views
YES! Jessie - 07/09/2009 06:10:29 AM 1180 Views
Oh, a lot of things. But I wonder. rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 07:00:34 AM 1313 Views
Re: Oh, a lot of things. But I wonder. Brian - 06/09/2009 07:05:51 AM 1267 Views
! rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:50:42 PM 1275 Views
Re: ! Brian - 06/09/2009 07:22:43 PM 1168 Views
Well, I do plan on reading it. rebelaessedai - 07/09/2009 03:38:26 AM 1232 Views
In fantasy, Vellum and Ink were terrible Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:54:05 PM 1251 Views
Duly noted! rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:51:22 PM 1228 Views
Oh plenty Geoff - 06/09/2009 09:37:23 AM 1290 Views
I hated Wuthering Heights more than Jane Eyre, but I hated Jane Eyre, too. *NM* Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:54:49 PM 751 Views
I was never forced to read Wuthering heights Geoff - 06/09/2009 03:44:59 PM 1338 Views
I disliked both as well... more than disliked. *NM* Jacob - 09/09/2009 08:59:37 PM 762 Views
Well... Jacob - 09/09/2009 09:01:18 PM 1254 Views
I like all books I have ever read. jh - 06/09/2009 12:09:51 PM 1332 Views
You hated The Brothers Karamazov? Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:59:16 PM 1264 Views
Umm, yeah. jh - 06/09/2009 03:28:30 PM 1428 Views
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer. In Ye Olde English, it's harder to translate than ancient Greek. *NM* IndigoAjah - 06/09/2009 05:07:49 PM 723 Views
Oh man, the prologue to the Wife of Bath was horrible. Brian - 06/09/2009 05:11:39 PM 1191 Views
The Canterbury Tales are not Old English. They are Middle English. Сталин - 06/09/2009 05:59:59 PM 1351 Views
Indeed, translating old english, and reading middle english are very very different Brian - 06/09/2009 07:11:13 PM 1247 Views
Edit: ignore this, what I had before was blatantly untrue *NM* IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:11:37 AM 731 Views
As I'm translating some ancient Greek right now, I call bullshit on that. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/09/2009 08:45:46 PM 676 Views
EDIT: Last post was basically equally bullsh*t IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:17:01 AM 1241 Views
I was going to, but I felt I had already been pedantic enough. *NM* Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:34:04 AM 739 Views
Jane Eyre. Chas - 06/09/2009 05:13:27 PM 1262 Views
The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel AgentOrange - 06/09/2009 05:58:39 PM 1275 Views
Must remember this. *NM* rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:53:08 PM 708 Views
What do you mean? *NM* AgentOrange - 07/09/2009 10:43:58 AM 733 Views
Re: The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel Nolan - 06/09/2009 08:08:21 PM 1264 Views
well it was the best book in the series *NM* random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:37:27 PM 662 Views
Catcher in the Rye and Heart of Darkness, among the "classics." *NM* Master Radishes - 06/09/2009 08:15:12 PM 716 Views
Ooh! I second Catcher and the Rye. What a piece of garbage. everynametaken - 06/09/2009 08:20:00 PM 1110 Views
I couldn't finish Heart of Darkness random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:39:00 PM 1296 Views
Vellum by Hal Duncan and The Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson everynametaken - 06/09/2009 08:16:12 PM 1315 Views
Hm. Novo - 06/09/2009 11:20:40 PM 1242 Views
Dubliners and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Vodalus - 06/09/2009 08:24:07 PM 1229 Views
I liked a Portrait of the Artist, personally, though the (lack of real) punctuation grated *NM* IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:18:50 AM 648 Views
I didn't mind Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog...I mean Man Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:40:14 AM 1214 Views
Shame on you. Those books are truly Great. Especially Portrait. Joker - 12/09/2009 10:52:40 PM 1255 Views
What? Handel - 06/09/2009 08:28:17 PM 1397 Views
My problem with Wuthering Heights was the characters. Darth_Katie - 06/09/2009 09:40:24 PM 1228 Views
Re: My problem with Wuthering Heights was the characters. Handel - 07/09/2009 12:27:44 AM 1265 Views
Wait...you're a guy? Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:44:27 AM 1261 Views
Indeed. Handel - 07/09/2009 03:01:59 AM 1270 Views
Stars in His Pocket Like Grains of Sand random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:41:16 PM 1440 Views
Oh, and maybe it was lost on me, but I never got much joy out of War and Peace IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:22:48 AM 1145 Views
War and Peace is pretty straightforward Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:43:25 AM 1280 Views
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell. Danu - 07/09/2009 12:54:41 AM 1286 Views
Shame! Shaaaaame! *NM* Craig - 07/09/2009 03:06:55 AM 666 Views
Jessie - 07/09/2009 06:13:26 AM 1183 Views
I'm not sure. Danu - 20/09/2009 04:19:52 PM 1532 Views
It probably doesn't help but Craig - 20/09/2009 06:17:34 PM 1616 Views
Don't flame me for saying it.... Erith - 07/09/2009 04:49:40 AM 1341 Views
Nah. rebelaessedai - 07/09/2009 05:18:23 AM 1197 Views
For me it was the other way around. jh - 07/09/2009 07:38:35 AM 1196 Views
You know, I kind of feel that way, too. Erith - 08/09/2009 03:40:58 AM 1223 Views
One last one: Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley *NM* Brian - 07/09/2009 07:44:48 AM 717 Views
*NM* Novo - 07/09/2009 10:33:08 AM 692 Views
Awww man, I thought we got rid of you! *NM* Brian - 07/09/2009 06:05:30 PM 657 Views
Have you ever seen the mini-series? Darth_Katie - 07/09/2009 05:42:45 PM 1271 Views
Never have I seen such good acting in such a dreadful movie/mini-series. Legolas - 07/09/2009 05:44:47 PM 1165 Views
I love really really bad TV movies sometimes....they make for lots of laughter Brian - 07/09/2009 06:06:38 PM 1143 Views
Actually, you might like it. As in, think it's good. Legolas - 07/09/2009 06:11:14 PM 1196 Views
I had a couple of issues with the book that I could easily see being removed from the movie Brian - 07/09/2009 07:01:40 PM 1136 Views
Yeah, you might like it then. Legolas - 07/09/2009 07:20:04 PM 1203 Views
A Confederacy of Dunces. nossy - 08/09/2009 06:13:59 AM 1277 Views
Crap. That's two people now. Chas - 09/09/2009 01:42:40 AM 1147 Views
Don't go by what I say. nossy - 09/09/2009 03:11:17 AM 1228 Views
Anyone with more than half a brain wouldn't. *NM* Brian - 09/09/2009 03:49:34 AM 721 Views
This sounds like a redshirt mission. *NM* Chas - 14/09/2009 01:12:17 AM 712 Views
Re: Hardy Cockatiel of Doom - 09/09/2009 02:42:39 AM 1112 Views
Aw. I liked Confederacy. *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2009 06:15:10 AM 693 Views
That probably makes sense for someone from the area though. nossy - 09/09/2009 08:02:23 PM 1266 Views
Oh, I forgot to mention Brave New World. Craig - 08/09/2009 06:26:29 AM 1136 Views
Wha? nossy - 08/09/2009 03:26:29 PM 1286 Views
Wha. Craig - 08/09/2009 06:43:12 PM 1124 Views
*stands and applauds * Here here *NM* M & M Maddy - 08/09/2009 08:19:53 PM 739 Views
The Road andOld Man and the Sea bme - 08/09/2009 04:16:11 PM 1170 Views
Time to give up your man card. *NM* Joker - 12/09/2009 10:53:56 PM 690 Views
The great Gatsby and Romeo and Juliett. M & M Maddy - 08/09/2009 08:24:23 PM 1206 Views
Word! Geoff - 08/09/2009 08:41:27 PM 1347 Views
Hitchickers guide to the galaxy and The Good earth by Pearl S. Buck Murtach74 - 09/09/2009 01:07:01 AM 1245 Views
Ah, man. I love both those books. *NM* nossy - 09/09/2009 08:08:00 PM 728 Views
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