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Re: Worst battle cries of all time dadof5 Send a noteboard - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM
Death! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

- Eomer, from the Lord of the Rings


What was this guy thinking? I wonder if he looked behind him and saw his men exchange shifty glances. I know if my battle commander shouted something like this I would turn my horse around and ride the other way


If you want to be snarky about it though, most real battle cries leave a little bit to be desired. For instance:

"Remember the Alamo; Remember Goliad!" This is inspiring? The soldiers should remember where the enemy beat their comrades, then massacred them to a man? That would scare me, not inspire me.

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" Wait a second Admiral, what did you say about those torpedoes? Do you think maybe we could go around the torpedoes instead of through them?

"I have not yet begun to fight". Well, Captain, if you ask me, it would be a good time to start, because so far they are kicking our butts.

"Nuts". Um, not exactly a linguist are you General?
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Worst battle cries of all time - 18/08/2010 02:33:32 PM 1482 Views
I like that - 18/08/2010 02:41:20 PM 1006 Views
No doubt it's inspiring but I think he could have phrased it better *NM* - 18/08/2010 02:54:56 PM 475 Views
Are you American by any chance? - 18/08/2010 03:02:45 PM 1032 Views
Lol! I don't know if that's really enlightened or really sad *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:16 PM 466 Views
Maybe both. *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:52 PM 453 Views
In fantasy it's very stirring but in real life it's...a waste *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:33:16 PM 472 Views
Depends what you are fighting for, I suppose *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:35:03 PM 462 Views
They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:21:29 PM 965 Views
Re: They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:26:46 PM 1014 Views
I find this Euro-speculation humorous and misguided. - 18/08/2010 05:02:18 PM 1060 Views
Wagnerian undertones - nice usage! *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:19:36 PM 458 Views
Well, if you like that, are you rethinking your initial assessment of the battle cry? *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:53:36 PM 420 Views
You know I might just be *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:09:15 PM 405 Views
It was an idle thought - 18/08/2010 05:36:52 PM 945 Views
I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:52:34 PM 931 Views
Re: I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:53:49 PM 903 Views
Who's lumping several societies into one? The European Union, most likley. *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:54:43 PM 430 Views
Ba-zing! *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:08:34 PM 429 Views
Quite - 18/08/2010 06:14:19 PM 884 Views
The former can come from being inundated with the latter. - 18/08/2010 07:36:52 PM 954 Views
who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 07:44:27 PM 894 Views
Re: who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 08:15:31 PM 865 Views
"Worked" being a relative term, of course. *NM* - 19/08/2010 04:20:23 AM 461 Views
Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 09:47:38 AM 945 Views
Re: Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 10:28:10 AM 921 Views
I know! - 23/08/2010 02:44:13 PM 984 Views
I like that one too. - 18/08/2010 02:54:18 PM 1077 Views
While it is not in a movie or book...I think this one tops the list. - 19/08/2010 06:50:52 AM 1292 Views
Re: Worst battle cries of all time - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM 1033 Views
Don't really see your point on the Alamo. You don't people think would be motivated by that? - 19/08/2010 04:02:49 PM 986 Views
I think he's saying... - 23/08/2010 03:02:03 AM 861 Views
"Hot Pie! Hot Pie!" - 20/08/2010 07:58:36 PM 922 Views

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