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Re: It is excellent Camilla Send a noteboard - 09/11/2010 10:58:23 PM
Although when I had my students read it, the boys appreciated it significantly less than the girls.

I wonder why. ;) Though I'm sure they appreciated it more than they were willing to admit publicly.


Indeed ;)

I like his Satyre on King Charles II, as well.

He has other good stuff, but there are none that are so brilliant in terms of such good poetry describing such a very, er, risqué subject.

And of course

Here lies a great and mighty King,

Whose promise none relied on;

He never said a foolish thing,

Nor ever did a wise one

Props to Charles for coming up with a witty reply to that one, though (if you haven't read it, it was something to the effect of that that made perfect sense, since his words were his own while his acts were his ministers';).

I usually recoil at obscenity, but there is something about obscenity wrapped in perfect form which changes it entirely. It makes it not vulgar, I suppose. And I won't pretend the fact that it is a couple of hundred years old does not help.

Well, most of it isn't even that obscene - I mean, yes, it's graphic, but the language is only obscene on occasion, like the "her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt" bit. Phrases like "the all-dissolving thunderbolt below" are more hilarious than obscene. :P


Well, I say only,

In th' isle of Britain, long since famous grown
For breeding the best cunts in Christendom,
There reigns, and oh! long may he reign and thrive,
The easiest King and best-bred man alive.
Him no ambition moves to get renown
Like the French fool, that wanders up and down
Starving his people, hazarding his crown.
Peace is his aim, his gentleness is such,
And love he loves, for he loves fucking much.

Nor are his high desires above his strength:
His scepter and his prick are of a length;
And she may sway the one who plays with th' other,
And make him little wiser than his brother.
Poor Prince! thy prick, like thy buffoons at Court,
Will govern thee because it makes thee sport.
'Tis sure the sauciest prick that e'er did swive,
The proudest, peremptoriest prick alive.
Though safety, law, religion, life lay on 't,
'Twould break through all to make its way to cunt.
Restless he rolls about from whore to whore,
A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.

To Carwell, the most dear of all his dears,
The best relief of his declining years,
Oft he bewails his fortune, and her fate:
To love so well, and be beloved so late.]
For though in her he settles well his tarse,
Yet his dull, graceless bollocks hang an arse.
This you'd believe, had I but time to tell ye
The pains it costs to poor, laborious Nelly,
Whilst she employs hands, fingers, mouth, and thighs,
Ere she can raise the member she enjoys.
All monarchs I hate, and the thrones they sit on,
From the hector of France to the cully of Britain.
*MySmiley*
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This is why people dislike you. Dan - 09/11/2010 07:03:17 PM 1028 Views
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Because you should care about being intelligent, rather than appearing to be intelligent. Dan - 09/11/2010 10:32:04 PM 1038 Views
Again, why would I care? Larry - 09/11/2010 10:38:21 PM 1052 Views
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I think it's rather pointless, to be honest. Larry - 09/11/2010 10:54:17 PM 988 Views
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You're the one who doesn't care. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:02:11 PM 918 Views
I care only as much as I care. What others think is irrelevant to that. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:04:15 PM 917 Views
But you're still responding to me. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:05:37 PM 987 Views
Because I'm stringing you out until you quit. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:10:18 PM 1029 Views
I'm not going to. I find this entertaining. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:12:27 PM 975 Views
I do as well. It's fun pretending to be an asshole, I'll admit. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:17:34 PM 942 Views
Come now, who's pretending? Dan - 09/11/2010 11:22:18 PM 970 Views
That is officially the last one before I start editing and making them NM. *NM* Legolas - 09/11/2010 11:24:12 PM 450 Views
Word. *NM* *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:29:37 PM 363 Views
Me, most of the time Larry - 09/11/2010 11:40:26 PM 956 Views
Keep telling yourself that. *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:46:34 PM 832 Views
Why would I? It's not something I think much about these days. Again, what others think is trivial. *NM* Larry - 10/11/2010 12:01:03 AM 476 Views
What about THE Other? *NM* Dan - 10/11/2010 12:16:53 AM 404 Views
I'm not going to quote Sartre here...this time. *NM* Larry - 10/11/2010 12:20:22 AM 404 Views
Are you 5? Camilla - 09/11/2010 11:14:26 PM 832 Views
See my original point. *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:15:30 PM 399 Views
Nah Larry - 09/11/2010 11:15:48 PM 1086 Views
But you were asked about it originally. That was my point. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:23:25 PM 877 Views
And I was evasive about it at the time. When pressed, I answered more fully. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:48:27 PM 966 Views
Why be evasive? Dan - 10/11/2010 12:16:19 AM 1062 Views
Because I didn't want to spend an hour pulling out a few dozen books. Larry - 10/11/2010 12:19:55 AM 1078 Views
Ye gods. Could you people at the very, very least make your messages NM? Legolas - 09/11/2010 11:17:25 PM 934 Views
But that takes the fun out of this! *NM* Larry - 09/11/2010 11:21:25 PM 440 Views
Re: Best one liner of the threadjack. Gaps - 10/11/2010 12:37:27 AM 1083 Views
I must say, I'm glad you all decided to play up when I was having an evening off. *NM* Rebekah - 10/11/2010 12:08:59 PM 430 Views
I disagree with your claim that there can be no value in translations. Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:51:20 PM 944 Views
Not "no value", but "different value" is what I would argue Larry - 09/11/2010 09:55:54 PM 1025 Views
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They are often necessary Larry - 09/11/2010 11:00:09 PM 914 Views
My choice, hands down, is to ignore the poetry in languages I don't read. Tom - 10/11/2010 01:44:32 AM 959 Views
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Dante has a lot to answer for. *NM* Camilla - 10/11/2010 08:21:19 PM 397 Views
Ah, but to whom...? Joel - 10/11/2010 09:17:16 PM 919 Views
K. Ghavrel - 08/11/2010 04:35:56 AM 1109 Views
Re: K. Legolas - 08/11/2010 10:59:05 AM 878 Views
Nothing wrong with humorous redundancy! Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 01:10:02 AM 928 Views
Ooh, good survey. I've been thinking for a while we needed more poetry discussion. Legolas - 08/11/2010 10:58:24 AM 1099 Views
I think you underestimate the number of translations of the Bible. Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 01:20:30 AM 1094 Views
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Yes. Yes, they did. *NM* Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 09:56:09 PM 371 Views
*sighs* Dan - 09/11/2010 10:28:49 PM 851 Views
My favourite translation of logos is "point of it all". (beat.) - 10/11/2010 05:12:05 PM 1237 Views
Interersting temeraire - 08/11/2010 05:14:41 PM 1010 Views
I can count the poems I enjoy on one hand. Two fingers, in fact. lord-of-shadow - 08/11/2010 06:05:22 PM 998 Views
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And you are basing this on extensive non-reading of poetry? *NM* Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:57:06 PM 345 Views
Basing what, exactly? But the short answer is, no. Palatine - 10/11/2010 05:48:28 PM 1017 Views
the problem is most good poets are dead and dead people tend to fail at marketing random thoughts - 08/11/2010 06:44:18 PM 1018 Views
Re: Poetry: Stephen - 08/11/2010 07:04:01 PM 945 Views
I like some poetry, but by no means all. Camilla - 09/11/2010 12:28:41 AM 1112 Views
Now that you mention it, The Imperfect Enjoyment might rank among my favourite poems. *NM* Legolas - 09/11/2010 12:46:56 AM 394 Views
It is excellent Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:16:01 PM 1115 Views
Re: It is excellent Legolas - 09/11/2010 10:53:24 PM 953 Views
Re: It is excellent Camilla - 09/11/2010 10:58:23 PM 1056 Views
Just remembered my favourite poem Stephen - 09/11/2010 10:50:03 PM 1052 Views
That is very nice *NM* Camilla - 09/11/2010 10:59:53 PM 499 Views
I'll answer this unnumbered survey. Tom - 10/11/2010 01:37:50 AM 1094 Views
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Man. . . That voice? Yeah. He should be reading me stories every night. (beat.) - 11/11/2010 11:57:02 AM 1172 Views
Re: Man. . . That voice? Yeah. He should be reading me stories every night. Gaps - 12/11/2010 04:36:22 AM 1908 Views
I can't believe I forgot to mention Leonard Cohen. *NM* (beat.) - 12/11/2010 04:33:15 AM 399 Views
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