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Best. Fanfic. Ever. *NM* beetnemesis Send a noteboard - 13/12/2010 04:35:01 PM
It makes it sound like the doorway to Narnia or something.
I amuse myself.
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How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? - 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM 989 Views
Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe. - 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM 645 Views
Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene - 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM 599 Views
She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award. - 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM 572 Views
Possible - 13/12/2010 12:38:56 AM 544 Views
"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any." - 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM 644 Views
I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy. - 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM 856 Views
"Moist portal" is a horrific term. - 13/12/2010 06:07:08 AM 597 Views
Best. Fanfic. Ever. *NM* - 13/12/2010 04:35:01 PM 227 Views
Re: "Moist portal" is a horrific term. - 19/12/2010 06:07:48 AM 543 Views
*chokes and dies* *NM* - 19/12/2010 06:58:43 AM 306 Views
is he talking about bumholes? - 12/12/2010 08:49:40 PM 614 Views
Moist is an intrinsically icky word - 13/12/2010 05:17:57 AM 570 Views
That is epic-bad. - 13/12/2010 06:43:32 AM 602 Views
Moist? Great now I can't eat any chocolate today - 13/12/2010 03:21:04 PM 1071 Views

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