How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
Larry Send a noteboard - 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM
I'll start it off by quoting from the 2010 National Book Award-winning novel, Lord of Misrule, written by Jaimy Gordon:
Umm...umm...is it me, or did Gordon just attempt to describe in mostly chaste language a woman getting the Shocker?
Your turn, if you dare...
You're going to shut up, starting now. Do you hear me? Do you understand?
What do you want? she said very low.
I want you to capitulate.
All right. All right, she whispered.
And then she was falling, falling. But he didn't let her up. He pushed farther, and curved them, his fingers, hard against the wall of her. And his thumb found the other moist portal and curved around inside her to meet them, and hooked her.
She was spinning upwards. Her loosened jeans bound her knees together. One hand under her belly, he lifted her to himself. And then some small thing gave way and he pressed to her center. Somewhere he laughed at her, not unkindly. (p. 46)
What do you want? she said very low.
I want you to capitulate.
All right. All right, she whispered.
And then she was falling, falling. But he didn't let her up. He pushed farther, and curved them, his fingers, hard against the wall of her. And his thumb found the other moist portal and curved around inside her to meet them, and hooked her.
She was spinning upwards. Her loosened jeans bound her knees together. One hand under her belly, he lifted her to himself. And then some small thing gave way and he pressed to her center. Somewhere he laughed at her, not unkindly. (p. 46)
Umm...umm...is it me, or did Gordon just attempt to describe in mostly chaste language a woman getting the Shocker?
Your turn, if you dare...
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie
Je suis méchant.
Je suis méchant.
How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM
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Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe.
- 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM
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Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene 
- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award.
- 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM
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"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any."
- 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM
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I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy.
- 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM
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Re: How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 19/12/2010 06:06:48 AM
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