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I hope it takes 12 years. Maybe you'll stop reading by then *NM* callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 06/05/2011 01:36:11 PM
If you begin a series of books, I think you just entered into a binding social contract to deliver those books in a timely manner. It's your freaking job for Christ's sake! Now, here is a reasonable time table to release the next book:

1-2 years: Very reasonable and expected. Writing a decent length book takes a good bit of time.

3 years: Not so reasonable anymore. You are a full time writer whose focus should be on this series. By all means have pet projects, but always focus on the series! Hard to explain 3 years away (other than unexpected life changes).

4 years and over: Unreasonable. A book does not take that long to write, not if you are spending 8 hours a day on it. At least. Binding social contract, remember? You have a job. Stop bitching and do it.

You don't like pressure? Then write solo books like Stephen King or Dean Koontz. Want to start a series? Then, my friend, you just entered into a contract with me. I support your livelihood. Think my boss won't mind if I tell him I will get that report done in 4 years?

So authors, like you George RR Martin, get to work! Good lord, you think we ask for the moon. Just do the freaking job we're paying you for. You ARE my bitch!

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

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