Should have been SquirrelFanatic.
According to those in the know, Dany's dragons all get killed off, so she invades Westeros with an army of fire-breathing squirrels. They turn out to be surprisingly effective.
Squirrels en masse are way more effective than three puny dragons
I was told by an author/reviewer that squirrels are mentioned at least three times in ADWD's 1000 pages. How awesome is that? 

According to those in the know, Dany's dragons all get killed off, so she invades Westeros with an army of fire-breathing squirrels. They turn out to be surprisingly effective.
Squirrels en masse are way more effective than three puny dragons

All good, rabid squirrels are fans of Bob Dylan's music
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie
Je suis méchant.
Je suis méchant.
I have heard an awesome spoiler from Martin's A Dance With Dragons *spoilers*
- 18/06/2011 07:57:21 PM
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I think the word has a history of cropping up in Arya's arc. *NM*
- 19/06/2011 01:44:19 AM
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Some might argue that is proof positive that Martin is a Squirrelist
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- 19/06/2011 01:55:05 AM
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- 19/06/2011 01:55:05 AM
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Indeed.
- 19/06/2011 12:02:19 PM
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There is no surprise to that
- 19/06/2011 03:14:54 PM
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Larry, you must have been posting all those years under the wrong name
- 23/06/2011 09:02:59 AM
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Nah...
- 23/06/2011 05:51:15 PM
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Will you actively count the times they show up in the pages?
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- 20/06/2011 01:37:40 AM
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- 20/06/2011 01:37:40 AM
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I recall at least one mention in the epilogue of A Storm of Swords. *NM*
- 20/06/2011 01:43:27 PM
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Not to mention Bran being called a squirrel in AGoT
- 20/06/2011 09:56:39 PM
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