Ha! I didn't see the movie that's being referred to but the odds are good I'd feel similar.
Vivien Send a noteboard - 04/01/2012 11:00:28 PM
Maybe this will inspire you to write reviews, as surely you can't top these, right? 

This review is from: Miracle on 34th Street [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I threw it in the trash. It's about a young girl and her mother
who give very sensible and logical reasons for not believing
in Santa Clause. Then a man who thinks he is Santa Clause convinces them that it's OK to believe in anything you want if
it makes you feel good. The lawyer is the only cool character in the movie. This lawyer "proves" in court that the man is Santa Clause. But he doesn't really prove anything. It only proves that lawyers and twist things around.
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