I would. Only instead of eggs, they would be War Rocks. And those War Rocks would be on fire. Flaming Warstones of Ultimate Justice. You see where I'm going with this...
So Goodkind had this new book,The Third Kingdom, come out and...well, it is garbage
10/09/2013 09:39:29 AM
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Hm, I had no idea he was still writing sword of Truth books.
10/09/2013 02:44:05 PM
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Unfortunately, his lack of production was just a pleasant interlude... *NM*
10/09/2013 03:21:43 PM
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My mother came from the library with this book today.
11/09/2013 01:08:04 AM
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You will, alas
*NM*
11/09/2013 08:21:54 AM
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On the positive side I did get her to read some Jose Saramago recently. *NM*
15/09/2013 11:52:35 PM
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Picture yourself...in boat!...on a river!...<whine>with tangerine trees and marmalade skies</whine>
11/09/2013 05:04:36 AM
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Pitch-perfect comparison
11/09/2013 08:21:34 AM
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It would be funnier if Goodkind didn't apparently think he is a serious and significant writer. *NM*
11/09/2013 06:19:53 PM
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Yeah, that is what really drives me up a tree about him.
11/09/2013 06:28:08 PM
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Yes, much as I criticize later Jordan writing, it's poetry compared to Goodkind. *NM*
12/09/2013 04:41:12 AM
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I thought his hubris added to the enjoyment taken from eviscerating his works
*NM*
15/09/2013 09:25:08 AM
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Amazon just informed me that I live in the same town as Goodkind...
11/09/2013 08:21:15 PM
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Go egg his house
*NM*
12/09/2013 07:20:28 PM
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If I knew where...
13/09/2013 01:33:49 AM
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Ah, thank you. We haven't had a good Goodkind thrashing in quite some time...
13/09/2013 02:09:02 AM
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I don't know, I hate to say he's a bad writer
18/09/2013 11:22:02 AM
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His politics are more unusual than most authors', and his arrogance is more blatant, I guess.
18/09/2013 05:46:54 PM
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