You will recall your recent confident assertion that there was no way you would ever even consider coming to Australia.
We have no volcanoes.
Our airplanes are flying, except to dusty places like Europe.
We have sun. That thing that appears in Edinburgh skies once every three years for ten minutes and frightens the poor Scots.
We have trains that you can get on.
And the place is so big, you never really need to think of going anywhere else.
As you struggle through choking clouds of dust and panic-stricken mobs all trying to push on to Eurostar, you should take a quiet moment to reflect upon the appropriateness of your previously held position on the desirability of coming here.
Yours,
Barry
We have no volcanoes.
Our airplanes are flying, except to dusty places like Europe.
We have sun. That thing that appears in Edinburgh skies once every three years for ten minutes and frightens the poor Scots.
We have trains that you can get on.
And the place is so big, you never really need to think of going anywhere else.
As you struggle through choking clouds of dust and panic-stricken mobs all trying to push on to Eurostar, you should take a quiet moment to reflect upon the appropriateness of your previously held position on the desirability of coming here.
Yours,
Barry
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*
Object of Desire (retired) 
The Peoples Front For Nebhead Appreciation 
I blame Jake
Object of Desire (retired) 
The Peoples Front For Nebhead Appreciation 
I blame Jake
Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted
- 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM
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Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead.
*NM*
- 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM
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*NM*
- 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM
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Drive across the channel?
- 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM
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Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways.
- 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM
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Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways.
- 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM
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Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right?
- 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM
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Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right?
- 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM
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No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service.
- 20/04/2010 10:35:09 PM
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Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service.
- 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM
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Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route.
- 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM
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Re: Does it have to be Calais?
- 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM
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Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF.
- 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM
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Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM*
- 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM
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Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK.
- 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM
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Dear Camilla
- 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM
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*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM*
- 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM
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*Blesses the Monsoon Weather Patterns keeping us clean and free of nasty foreign dust* *NM*
- 21/04/2010 04:03:16 AM
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Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia
- 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM
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Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian.
- 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM
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Your loss is our gain
- 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM
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- 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM
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yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers?
- 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM
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Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World
- 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM
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- 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM
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Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM*
- 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM
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Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland?
- 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM
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