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Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid Send a noteboard - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM
We are concerned that you have overlooked the key issue of how the Norwegian presence would be exported from these shores, due to the ash issues that you consider to make Australia a more suitable environment for Norwegians.
Also there are serious concerns on the ability of Australia to supply the essential food stuffs required for Norwegians to survive - Whales coated in chocolate are, it seems, not available locally.


Sir:

You bring up some useful points.

As to the physical transfer of a thoroughly de-ashed Camilla and any coterie that she may feel necessary to bring along, all she need do is present herself and the aforementioned coterie at Europort, Netherlands, where she can hitch a ride on one of our fine iron ore carriers back to Oz. As these babies can carry about 170,000 tonnes of cargo, Camilla and the 169,999 other refugees from the Ash That Ate Europe will have plenty of room.

As for the necessary foodstuffs, a large vat of chocolate liquor will be provided, gratis, for Camilla. Once she catches her whale she can dip it in the vat.
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*



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Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM 1049 Views
Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead. *NM* jh - 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM 319 Views
Drive across the channel? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM 744 Views
Why not? Can't be that deep? jh - 20/04/2010 09:53:13 PM 705 Views
Re: Why not? Can't be that deep? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:54:17 PM 731 Views
Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM 731 Views
Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM 776 Views
Then it's just as well Tor is the only one who can drive... *NM* Tim - 20/04/2010 10:14:34 PM 310 Views
Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Tim - 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM 760 Views
Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM 850 Views
No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:35:09 PM 784 Views
Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM 848 Views
Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM 779 Views
Re: Does it have to be Calais? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM 889 Views
I poked some websites. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:37:07 PM 809 Views
Re: I poked some websites. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:49 AM 721 Views
Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:18:52 PM 788 Views
Re: Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:21:18 PM 806 Views
It's TER. 16.1 euro standard fare for Lille-Calais. *NM* Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:59:41 AM 287 Views
Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF. Legolas - 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM 767 Views
Thank you! Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:51:52 AM 920 Views
I have good experiences with Eurostar Bramhodoulos - 20/04/2010 11:47:21 PM 733 Views
If only it weren't fully booked *NM* Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:30 AM 306 Views
Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM 292 Views
Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM 765 Views
Dear Camilla Druid - 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM 794 Views
*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM 359 Views
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Dear Druid Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:55:26 AM 803 Views
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Dear Druid Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:08:42 PM 804 Views
Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia snoopcester - 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM 741 Views
Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM 1011 Views
Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian. jh - 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM 699 Views
Your loss is our gain Druid - 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM 702 Views
yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers? jh - 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM 755 Views
Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World Druid - 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM 1012 Views
That is hardly a long term job snoopcester - 22/04/2010 10:18:45 AM 710 Views
I beg to differ Druid - 22/04/2010 01:20:56 PM 882 Views
Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM* BlackAdder - 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM 319 Views
Planes are not an option Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:56:32 AM 697 Views
if i'd still live in Brussel... Master Qui_John - 21/04/2010 12:36:18 PM 863 Views
Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland? Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM 751 Views
There is, but surely it'll be full. Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:52:48 PM 1043 Views
I guess. Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:59:16 PM 740 Views
Hmm. I wonder where you are. *NM* Avendesora - 22/04/2010 12:46:57 AM 298 Views
I am Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:17:26 PM 713 Views
Re: Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Rebekah - 22/04/2010 08:19:59 PM 699 Views
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