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I beg to differ Druid Send a noteboard - 22/04/2010 01:20:56 PM
We have a job lined up for her already. Guide on a whale-watching boat.


Once the whale population is gone, roughtly two months after her arrival, what will she do then?


The boat is located on Lake Eyre. That big, if ephemeral, body of water in the lower middle of the continent.

It is half full at the moment and very full of nesting birds, a great tourist attraction. Take a bunch of tourists, a body of water and a bit of entrepreneurial activity, and it is obvious that one needs a whale watching boat.

Neither the tourists nor Camilla need know that there ain't no whales there :|
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Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM 1070 Views
Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead. *NM* jh - 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM 333 Views
Drive across the channel? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM 775 Views
Why not? Can't be that deep? jh - 20/04/2010 09:53:13 PM 730 Views
Re: Why not? Can't be that deep? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:54:17 PM 756 Views
Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM 761 Views
Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM 804 Views
Then it's just as well Tor is the only one who can drive... *NM* Tim - 20/04/2010 10:14:34 PM 318 Views
Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Tim - 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM 787 Views
Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM 880 Views
No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:35:09 PM 810 Views
Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM 872 Views
Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM 806 Views
Re: Does it have to be Calais? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM 916 Views
I poked some websites. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:37:07 PM 836 Views
Re: I poked some websites. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:49 AM 749 Views
Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:18:52 PM 811 Views
Re: Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:21:18 PM 834 Views
It's TER. 16.1 euro standard fare for Lille-Calais. *NM* Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:59:41 AM 298 Views
Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF. Legolas - 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM 794 Views
Thank you! Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:51:52 AM 948 Views
I have good experiences with Eurostar Bramhodoulos - 20/04/2010 11:47:21 PM 762 Views
If only it weren't fully booked *NM* Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:30 AM 318 Views
Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM 304 Views
Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM 806 Views
Dear Camilla Druid - 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM 817 Views
*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM 369 Views
*Blesses the Monsoon Weather Patterns keeping us clean and free of nasty foreign dust* *NM* Druid - 21/04/2010 04:03:16 AM 428 Views
Dear Druid Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:55:26 AM 828 Views
Dear Camilla Druid - 21/04/2010 07:45:50 AM 805 Views
Dear Druid Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:08:42 PM 831 Views
Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia snoopcester - 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM 764 Views
Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM 1037 Views
Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian. jh - 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM 727 Views
Your loss is our gain Druid - 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM 722 Views
yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers? jh - 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM 781 Views
Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World Druid - 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM 1037 Views
That is hardly a long term job snoopcester - 22/04/2010 10:18:45 AM 741 Views
I beg to differ Druid - 22/04/2010 01:20:56 PM 911 Views
Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM* BlackAdder - 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM 330 Views
Planes are not an option Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:56:32 AM 723 Views
if i'd still live in Brussel... Master Qui_John - 21/04/2010 12:36:18 PM 889 Views
Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland? Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM 782 Views
There is, but surely it'll be full. Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:52:48 PM 1075 Views
I guess. Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:59:16 PM 764 Views
Hmm. I wonder where you are. *NM* Avendesora - 22/04/2010 12:46:57 AM 310 Views
I am Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:17:26 PM 744 Views
Re: Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Rebekah - 22/04/2010 08:19:59 PM 721 Views
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