Rhetorical question, of course. I know what to do. Then again, I've probably got fewer fingers than posts like this.

But! It's been a while since I posted anything, so what's better than whatever's going on at the moment?

So the tall, beautiful blonde who's friendlier than most women I've met who look as good as her. Single. Should go for it, so one of the other guards tells me. After all, what's the worst that could happen? She says "No" and we go from two people who occasionally work in the same office at the same time to two people who occasionally work in the same office at the same time.

And so I'm thinking, movie. Maybe dinner and a movie, but that would require much more conversation, and I... don't talk. Not much, anyway. Not enough for dinner anywhere but a fast food joint, and that's not classy. Second date, maybe, should I get one...

Anyway, what's new with you lot?