Yanukovych has teamed up with Yulia Timoshenko. He will be the next prime minister and she will be President. They've already, between the two of them, forced out all of Yushchenko's ministers and replaced them with their own. Now Yushchenko is a has-been with a bad face (oh, and Timoshenko is now broadcasting the news, which was suppressed before, that his face is the result of a botched plastic surgery attempt to make himself look younger).

When the Ukrainian elections are over in a few months, you'll see that 38 was wrong.

Other than that, I don't really have a lot of qualifications for the list. It's true. I like not wearing a watch, and I never liked writing physical letters, so those are great. I also agree that the internet kills more hoaxes than it perpetrates, and that wikipedia will destroy the encyclopedia business in another 2-3 years.