You're not witty. Now go away.

Since your other post seems to indicate that there are only two types of women in the world, those who would scoff at a cute text message in favor of "manly men" who don't go in for "pussy bullshit", and those who want to control weak men ... you'll forgive me if I remain unconvinced of your credentials.

Do you believe that all women fall into one of those two categories? Every single girl out there?

If you do, I can only tell you that you don't know as much as you seem to think you do. However if, like me, you believe that there is a wide spectrum of types that females cover, then yes, it is rhetoric, and not truth, because there are girls who would enjoy a guy with that sort of sensibility. And any guy is perfectly within his rights to seek out the sort of girl he wants. If you only want girls who would be turned off by a rhyme, then fine, I'm sure there are plenty of them. But trying to say that every single female is like that, well, that simply isn't true, and I hold a vast personal dislike for that line of thinking.