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Edits duly noted. Tim Send a noteboard - 26/07/2010 10:43:59 AM
I see your 10,000 simoleans and raise you a gross of gold doubloons.

1. The wrong nest? As opposed to the right nest? This isn't how swans take care of their young! Not only are you using an incorrect title, you're misrepresenting an entire species!


Swans nest. Ducks nest. One time, a swan egg accidentally found its way into a duck's nest. This is clearly depicted as being an abnormal occurrence, so no swan but the cygnet's mother has title to sue.

2. Do swans even eat the same things as ducks?


WIKIPEDIA SEZ:

Ducks exploit a variety of food sources such as grasses, aquatic plants, fish, insects, small amphibians, worms, and small molluscs.

Swans feed in the water and on land. They are almost entirely herbivorous, although small numbers of aquatic animals may be eaten. In the water food is obtained by up-ending or dabbling, and their diet is composed of the roots, tubers, stems and leaves of aquatic and submerged plants.


So basically yes. They both eat stuff you find in rivers.

3a. Protoswans


If our protagonist was the proto-swan, where did the flock of other swans come from?

3b. METAPHOR


What are the analogues for science and religion? I don't see any.

(Is it sad that I'm finding this kinda fun? )
Vigilantibus non dormientibus jura subveniunt.

—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.

—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
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"It's like the ugly duckling, but with swans." - 25/07/2010 09:40:32 PM 993 Views
Ooh, brownie points - 25/07/2010 09:54:34 PM 713 Views
In fairness, it should properly be cygnet and not duckling. *NM* - 25/07/2010 10:00:09 PM 281 Views
Is there a story called "The Ugly Cygnet?" - 25/07/2010 10:50:45 PM 701 Views
Point being the title is technically incorrect *NM* - 26/07/2010 01:27:48 AM 275 Views
Then I must conclude that our points are different. - 26/07/2010 01:35:01 AM 675 Views
I vaguely remember the story. - 26/07/2010 07:56:09 AM 799 Views
The cygnet is raised in a family of ducks. - 26/07/2010 10:14:20 AM 674 Views
I looked it up, but Wikipedia was unclear. - 26/07/2010 10:20:39 AM 735 Views
Surely you have a wikipedia quicksearch option, or a bookmark? - 26/07/2010 10:25:24 AM 634 Views
I refer you to my title. And then my edits. - 26/07/2010 10:30:54 AM 623 Views
Edits duly noted. - 26/07/2010 10:43:59 AM 620 Views
Re: Edits duly noted. - 26/07/2010 08:08:23 PM 637 Views
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I always took it as a metaphor for being a nerd *NM* - 28/07/2010 10:44:18 AM 276 Views
This thread was much more fun than I anticipated. - 26/07/2010 05:48:15 PM 681 Views
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Never know what you'll learn around this place. *NM* - 26/07/2010 07:20:00 PM 334 Views
Twice, even. *NM* - 26/07/2010 07:21:32 PM 342 Views
the knowledge grows *NM* - 26/07/2010 08:23:14 PM 375 Views
She's so adorable. - 25/07/2010 11:11:59 PM 788 Views
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*NM* - 26/07/2010 08:36:59 PM 385 Views
*dies laughing* - 26/07/2010 09:09:53 PM 774 Views
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