But this "sweet tea" I find thrust in my face whenever I say I'd like some tea is massively disturbing. I'll admit to being somewhat fussy about my tea, and not at all enamored of your basic bag of Lipton...

But to over-brew that already nasty Lipton beyond all recognition and then pour in enough sugar to send fifty hummingbirds into diabetic shock and have the audacity to call it tea?! Pure insanity.

I need to get the hell out of Georgia. The sweet tea and the scorpions will be the death of me.