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I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken Send a noteboard - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM
So the big question. If you were to be devoid of self-control and/or morals, what crime do you most see yourself committing? I'm not asking about what you would choose to commit, or why a certain crime would be better to commit over others.

I'm asking what crime you believe your persona would be compelled to commit by force of your own psyche.



I'd be a klepto, no doubt.


That dude would steal anything and everything even into old age. The funny thing is that the times when he was busted he had money in his pocket to pay for the stuff. That's the sickness part of it I guess.
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
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Crime: what would you commit? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM 1642 Views
Road Rage. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 01:52:37 AM 507 Views
if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they? Aisha - 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM 1135 Views
no, they wouldn't. I'm talking about psychologically LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 02:38:09 AM 958 Views
actually, I think I would be a rapist Aisha - 15/08/2010 05:34:03 AM 1065 Views
Kidnapping cute babies? You're such a sweetie. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:35:31 AM 1043 Views
hehe Aisha - 15/08/2010 11:29:36 PM 1103 Views
If no morals...than armed bank robbery. *NM* LordPerrin - 15/08/2010 03:29:34 AM 671 Views
wouldn't it depend upon the circumstances StarrBecca - 15/08/2010 03:43:33 AM 1074 Views
Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me... everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM 933 Views
I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM 1143 Views
Maybe murder?? Brian - 15/08/2010 06:08:26 AM 1190 Views
Theft, probably. Darth_Katie - 15/08/2010 06:43:40 AM 934 Views
Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM 986 Views
you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM 1124 Views
And by being a "passing" lane nossy - 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM 1122 Views
I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM* Floffe - 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM 562 Views
Good thing I can feel the way I do w/o asking your permission. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:53:56 PM 1125 Views
I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM 545 Views
What Nossy said, both to you and Floffe. Vodalus - 15/08/2010 06:36:31 PM 1095 Views
Can I be your sidekick? *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:02:17 PM 546 Views
But of course. Hop in! *NM* Vodalus - 17/08/2010 12:01:49 AM 498 Views
Theft. Murder. Torture. A lot of unpleasant things, I'm sure. Ghavrel - 15/08/2010 08:05:37 AM 994 Views
I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM* Tim - 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM 556 Views
Murder, but not in anger. Just for excitement (and/or money). (beat.) - 15/08/2010 12:05:55 PM 1079 Views
I'm not sure how I would know that. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:06:42 PM 1035 Views
Murder of annoying idiots and nuclear blackmail SilverWarder - 15/08/2010 03:07:08 PM 1124 Views
People who get in the way - kill 'em all snoopcester - 15/08/2010 03:19:29 PM 1094 Views
Assault and theft, probably Camilla - 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM 1071 Views
LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM 1073 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM 1125 Views
Re: LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM 1103 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM 1009 Views
I hate the Festival. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM 1132 Views
You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. (beat.) - 21/08/2010 12:47:05 AM 898 Views
Re: You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. Camilla - 22/08/2010 09:02:16 PM 939 Views
It's not so much the Festival. Rebekah - 22/08/2010 10:52:13 PM 1301 Views
Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM 962 Views
I'd steal a LOT ironclad - 15/08/2010 05:26:39 PM 1115 Views
I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM 1070 Views
vigilante killer *NM* damookster - 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM 648 Views
of the Dexter variety? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:54:34 PM 464 Views
You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM 567 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:00 PM 429 Views
pfft... damookster - 16/08/2010 02:47:38 AM 1133 Views
I'm in the clear then! *NM* snoop - 16/08/2010 11:54:50 AM 490 Views
SMASH! Urza - 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM 932 Views
isnt that what you do now? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:53:45 PM 542 Views
Come a little closer. *NM* Urza - 15/08/2010 08:58:50 PM 533 Views
I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM 579 Views
I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM 576 Views
I had the exact same thought. *NM* Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:40:39 PM 440 Views
I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM 461 Views
No, not till he starts charging. *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM 471 Views
Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM 522 Views
*NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM 512 Views
lmao. <3 nossy - 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM 1161 Views
snoopcester - 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM 996 Views
Eh, he's got one of those baby faces. nossy - 16/08/2010 02:35:31 PM 995 Views
The ones that look nothing like a baby? snoopcester - 16/08/2010 04:10:33 PM 1100 Views
haha, I only tease cause I like you. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 09:24:58 PM 475 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 16/08/2010 11:53:13 AM 448 Views
I thought she meant things we would not do now *NM* random thoughts - 15/08/2010 07:44:58 PM 534 Views
yah, that's why i'm not surprised LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 08:27:22 PM 932 Views
Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM* Helene - 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM 497 Views
Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.) TaskmasterJack - 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM 1032 Views
that whole threadjack, was awesome! StarrBecca - 17/08/2010 03:52:30 AM 966 Views
Jewel Theft Sidious - 15/08/2010 08:15:49 PM 1041 Views
Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM 1077 Views
Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM 1126 Views
Elbowing or tripping people? You brute . *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:03:40 PM 468 Views
Euthanasia... Danu - 16/08/2010 05:24:38 AM 1060 Views
I already have no morals... A Deathwatch Guard - 16/08/2010 06:43:42 AM 1134 Views
I'd be a klepto, no doubt. rAndy aL - 16/08/2010 11:31:28 AM 1154 Views
It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM 604 Views
*NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:05:38 PM 509 Views
Diamond theft. Elaine - 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM 1168 Views
That's a good one. Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM 1033 Views
i can't find myself liking pearls LadyLorraine - 16/08/2010 07:46:44 PM 883 Views
But they're pretty mineralized oyster loogies Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 10:01:25 PM 962 Views
Grand theft, arson, murder, rape, Hieshyn - 22/08/2010 08:33:34 PM 1229 Views
I would jaywalk. Like A LOT. edgecutioner - 02/09/2010 12:02:21 AM 1315 Views
Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM* Napoleon62 - 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM 647 Views
No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM 533 Views
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